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Lies my mom told me

I was skimming the guide and saw a show called " Lies My Mom Told Me" It wasn't what I thought. It did get me thinking about funny lies my mom and dad told me.  I was going to post this on a different board, but I love the ladies on the Entertainment board :)

My mom told me that she was allergic to dog and cat hair to try to keep us from wanting to get pets ( that didn't work ) 

 My mom told me that the  dishwasher wasn't working, so that I would wash the dishes by hand 

My parents told me if swallow the watermelon seed I'll grown watermelon in my stomach

 In kindergarden My mom told me that my cat Princes Leia " was around here some where" but really she got ride of her. Meanwhile I looked and called for her outside for 3 days 

 

Re: Lies my mom told me

  • The only thing I can think of off the top of my head is that she told us that there was a secret brick on our fireplace and if we knocked on it three times it would be full of chocolate.  I don't think we believed her but we tried anyway!
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  • imageKnockKnock:

    In kindergarden My mom told me that my cat Princes Leia " was around here some where" but really she got ride of her. Meanwhile I looked and called for her outside for 3 days 

    You're right, that is funny!

    fiizzlee = vag ** fiizzle = peen ** Babies shouldn't be born wit thangs ** **They're called first luddz fo' a reason -- mo' is supposed ta come after. Yo Ass don't git a medal fo' marryin yo' prom date. Unless yo ass is imoan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then yo ass git a all-expenses paid cruise ta tha Mediterranean n' yo ass git ta hook up Jared Padalecki on tha flight over while bustin yo' jammies. But still no medal.
  • Lol...my mom told me that she was recording all of my phone calls when I was a somewhat out of control teen. She was just trying to keep me off the phone because I would turn the ringers off and just watch my "light up" translucent phone ring at midnight...lol
  • to keep me from sticking my arm out the car window my mom told me her great uncle got his arm torn off bc it was stuck out the window. 

    not true. ha 

  • My mother told me the D on her arm stood for dangerous, actually it stood for her ex-husband name. She also told me if I ever step on a tombstone it will turn over and buried me with the person thats in the grave, great way to get me to respect the dead lol!!!!!
  • imagemandamar:

    to keep me from sticking my arm out the car window my mom told me her great uncle got his arm torn off bc it was stuck out the window. 

    not true. ha 

    My dad told me this would happen too. I think it traumatized me because I still don't put my arm out of the window!

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  • imageMegamuff:
    imagemandamar:

    to keep me from sticking my arm out the car window my mom told me her great uncle got his arm torn off bc it was stuck out the window. 

    not true. ha 

    My dad told me this would happen too. I think it traumatized me because I still don't put my arm out of the window!

    haha me too!! 

  • When I was a kid I hated to brush my teeth so my mom told me that at Disney World they check your teeth at the front gate and wont let you in unless you brush twice a day.  

     

    Kind of related but my sister told me when I was little that if you walk into fog you disappear.   

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  • Disney World check's your teeth! That's hilarious!

    When I was little my older brothers told me that the soft spot on my head got pushed down as a baby.

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