So yesterday I was peeing (TMI, I know) and I left the door open as usual. For the record I close for #2. Anyway, H came home from work right as I'm peeing and appeared in the doorway. He's like "Oh, hi" and walks off. I'm like "Sorry!! I'm just checking my cervical mucus!!" (which I was not, but I cracked myself up!).
This morning we've been emailing back and forth and I'm like "Hold on - have to go check the mucus"...even thought I don't and I cracked myself up again.
I realize that doesn't read very well, but I am finding this whole situation hilarious.
Side note - word to the wise - do not google image cervical mucus. I wanted to get an idea of what they meant by all the types...officially grossed myself out.
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I also just told H that I was getting him a mucus checking stick and he said he already has one...in his pants.
BWAHAHAHAHA! I am seriously cracking up and probably grossing yall out all at the same time!
Now, I'm tempted. Hmmm...maybe I'll wait until my breakfast settles.
I just got an email from H that said "I'm not checking your mucus, man. Buzzband is not a mucus checker".
I emailed him back and said he had to do his part in this and that he had to check it. I wonder if he realizes that I'm joking. I think I'll let this go on for awhile longer just to see!
::snort::
I'll google this later when I get home!! Gah. Funny.
LOL.
someone on TB posted a pic of their mucus plug w/ no warning! freaked me out. i never saw mine...(and thats ok w/ me)
Hahaha! I'm loving "in my pants."
I also never saw my mucus plug (or anyone else's) and I'm ok with that!
WTF??? Why would someone A. Take a picture of it & B. post it on a message board?? Gross!!!
Seriously!
I'm afraid to google any pics you all are talking about!! lol
HAHAHAHA! LOL!
Have you ever been to that site, my beautiful cervix or something like that?
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