Dear _____ Thursday

Passanie · September 2011

Get it off your chest.

Passanie · September 2011

Dear "help" desk,

I sincerely hope today is the day you fix my computer. Eight plus days is not an acceptable response time. I know you think it's easy to just work at someone else's desk, but that is not a practical, longterm solution, particularly when phones cannot be forwarded. In a professional setting, I should not have to run back to my desk when I hear my phone ring and I certainly shouldn't have to kneel on the floor to take notes because I didn't bring my chair back with me. Get with it.

Sincerely,

Your very fed up co-worker.

abvernon · September 2011

Dear Jewels (my cat):

When you decide to sneak out and come back at 3:45, you worry the heck out of your mama. I was up all night worrying about you. I tried to sleep on the sofa. That did not work. I tried sleeping in bed. That did not work. I was crying worrying about you b/c you are older.

Then you act as if nothing happened and fall asleep on the bed. Ah, the life of a cat.

mrswall84 · September 2011

Dear Weekend,

I'm so excited for you to come! I've been looking forward to this trip for months! But don't go by too fast. K?

Dear San Francisco,

Be prepared to be invaded by about 14,000-15,000 Fresno State Bulldog fans this weekend. We will be cheering very loudly for our dogs. GO DOGS!

aj0915 · September 2011

Dear Teenagers (more specifically my kid and her friends)

could you STOP it already? i mean come on, one minute you're all like "OMGYOUR'REMYBFF" the next minute "i HATE you"

please make up your minds

signed,

this mother that your driving crazy

_______________________________________

Dear Winston,

you are so adorable thanks for making me laugh and smile. however,

my pillow, especially when I'M sleeping on it, is NOT your bed.

signed,

your mom that shares dad's pillow since you know, you're on mine.

aj0915 · September 2011

abvernon:
Dear Jewels (my cat):
When you decide to sneak out and come back at 3:45, you worry the heck out of your mama. I was up all night worrying about you. I tried to sleep on the sofa. That did not work. I tried sleeping in bed. That did not work. I was crying worrying about you b/c you are older.
Then you act as if nothing happened and fall asleep on the bed. Ah, the life of a cat.

THIS scares the crap outta me!! So glad he is back home safe and sound and obviously without a care in the world.

sm23 · September 2011

abvernon:
Dear Jewels (my cat):
When you decide to sneak out and come back at 3:45, you worry the heck out of your mama. I was up all night worrying about you. I tried to sleep on the sofa. That did not work. I tried sleeping in bed. That did not work. I was crying worrying about you b/c you are older.
Then you act as if nothing happened and fall asleep on the bed. Ah, the life of a cat.

Sounds like a teenager! :P Don't they know how much we worry! Youngsters these days...

RoxysMama · September 2011

Dear 2 bakers,

You need to go home and change your pants, the crabby ones are not attractive!! You are too old to act this way!

sincerely,

a 23 year-old who knows how to behave in a professional setting

abvernon · September 2011

sm23:
abvernon:
Dear Jewels (my cat):
When you decide to sneak out and come back at 3:45, you worry the heck out of your mama. I was up all night worrying about you. I tried to sleep on the sofa. That did not work. I tried sleeping in bed. That did not work. I was crying worrying about you b/c you are older.
Then you act as if nothing happened and fall asleep on the bed. Ah, the life of a cat.

Sounds like a teenager! :P Don't they know how much we worry! Youngsters these days...

Seriously! If it was my other cat, I would not worry but the fact she is 17 and did not have one scratch on her, is beyond me. My eyes are still puffy from all the crying. She is going be locked up from now on!

leolyns · September 2011

Dear rib-that's-been-poking-at-my-back-all-day,

I know I've must have slept wrong last night but please adjust yourself. I don't want to have to call the chiropractor now to make another appointment and spend another co-pay.

Sincerely - ME