Let's here your best.
Some of the tech-savvy guys from our class decided to make a prom video. They went around talking to people and filming all night and then edited it into a nice video.
One of the girls (J) from our class had mysteriously, seemingly dropped out of school about two months before. She was sort of an outsider and on the weird side.
So, on the prom video:
Guy filming: Hey, J! Happy Prom night! I haven't seen you around school lately!
J: I know! They let me out for the night!
Guy: Let you out from where?
J: The pysch hospital!
It's 100% hilarious on the video - mostly because she's so happy/unashamed about the whole thing.
Re: Prom stories
This. I went to graduation but never prom
My only prom story worth mentioning is that after prom my junior year, me, my date, my best friend and her BF went to a midnight showing of the first Spiderman movie. We were the only ones in the theatre, we were still in dresses and tuxes, and because they were cleaning out the popcorn machine, we got a huge trashbag full of popcorn for free to split between us. It was fun.
No drinking, no sex, no wild parties. I was a boring, good girl.