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F/u: Vegas strippers

I got a text from h last night and all it said was: at the spearamint rhino, had a stripper emergency, don't be alarmed that I took out money at the ATM here. No pregnant strippers yet, and the strippers here are prettier than the average stripper. I don't even want to know what the emergency was. That was the only time I've heard from him this weekend, so I guess he's having fun.

Re: F/u: Vegas strippers

  • imageuwhuskygirl:
    I got a text from h last night and all it said was: at the spearamint rhino, had a stripper emergency, don't be alarmed that I took out money at the ATM here. No pregnant strippers yet, and the strippers here are prettier than the average stripper. I don't even want to know what the emergency was. That was the only time I've heard from him this weekend, so I guess he's having fun.

    I'm trying to figure out what a "stripper emergency" would be... was someone going to have an aneurysm unless they got to see some naked ladies?


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  • imageniq24601:
    I'm trying to figure out what a "stripper emergency" would be... was someone going to have an aneurysm unless they got to see some naked ladies?
    Knowing the group he went with, I'm going to guess that's not too far off from the truth.
  • Oh my! Was this for a bach party or just because?
  • Let's guess at the definition of stripper emergency...

    Ordered a lap dance (or some other service) ... and, did not have the right $$$ to pay... bouncer came... sent boys to the ATM... or he'd send them to jail

     

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  • imageSurfinbride:

    Let's guess at the definition of stripper emergency...

    Ordered a lap dance (or some other service) ... and, did not have the right $$$ to pay... bouncer came... sent boys to the ATM... or he'd send them to jail

    See now, that actually makes sense. But this is Vegas.


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  • imageSurfinbride:

    Let's guess at the definition of stripper emergency...

    Ordered a lap dance (or some other service) ... and, did not have the right $$$ to pay... bouncer came... sent boys to the ATM... or he'd send them to jail

     

    this is too logical. booooooo.

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  • The stripper emergency was as follows (not a very cool explanation):

    They needed to "make it rain" for the groom and his "entourage of strippers", but ran out of funds part way through. The other guys in the group would have gotten in trouble with their SOs for taking money out at a strip club ATM or their SOs didn't know that they were going to a strip club and would have been in trouble for being there.

    H volunteered to take out money for everyone. 

     

  • imageuwhuskygirl:

    The stripper emergency was as follows (not a very cool explanation):

    They needed to "make it rain" for the groom and his "entourage of strippers", but ran out of funds part way through. The other guys in the group would have gotten in trouble with their SOs for taking money out at a strip club ATM or their SOs didn't know that they were going to a strip club and would have been in trouble for being there.

    H volunteered to take out money for everyone. 

     

    i can't stand it when girls "do not allow" their SO's to go to a strip club. if trust/your-self-esteem is an issue, there are other things much more dangerous than a strip club. what's worse, though, is guys that go when their SO's don't "allow" them, even though it's a dumb rule. 

    i'm glad you're understanding, and "allow" your h to go to a strip club...and even better, that you let him take money out there to "make it rain".

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  • Never having yet been to a strip club (H says Seattle ones are creepy what with the laws about no booze and requiring bright lights), I have bad images of what "make it rain" means Indifferent
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  • imageKST_:
    Never having yet been to a strip club (H says Seattle ones are creepy what with the laws about no booze and requiring bright lights), I have bad images of what "make it rain" means Indifferent

    making it rain is both hilarious and awesome. 

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  • imagejennlin:

    imageKST_:
    Never having yet been to a strip club (H says Seattle ones are creepy what with the laws about no booze and requiring bright lights), I have bad images of what "make it rain" means Indifferent

    making it rain is both hilarious and awesome. 

    Now you're making "making it rain" sound super awful. 

    This is courtesy of urban dictionary:

    When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

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