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Quick - someone say something funny or inspirational

My day just keeps getting worse.  I'm going on two weeks of this, so I could use some happy/cheerful/inspirational thoughts.....

Re: Quick - someone say something funny or inspirational

  • An old woman is riding an elevator in a lavish store when a beautiful woman gets in the elevator, smelling of perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" Ralph Lauren $150 an ounce!" Another beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and turns to her and says, "Chanel No. 5 $200 an ounce!"The old woman is about to get off the elevator but before she leaves, she looks both women in the eye, bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli 49 cents a pound.
    Married 5/14/07 Momma to two amazing boys 6/20/08 & 11/20/09
  • The girls have pictures tomorrow and, as I had just warmed up to being in a few of them with the girls (as I have never had a picture taken of me while pregnant for oh so many reasons), I had an allergic reaction to Zyrtec yesterday in the forms of hives...ALL over my face... there goes that :)

    So, picture the leper pregnant lady, that ought to help ;)

    I hope your day gets better, L! 

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  • We get to hang out tonight!  And probably should get a drink at Kona.
  • Funny story: A friend and I decided to run from the downtown Y to Rick's and do some work with resistance bands and the hand rails. So as we're working out, my panties keep creeping. Since I'm just that crass and fix undergarments/spit/snot rocket as needed, I reach around and readjust. This would be fine but I was wearing some delicate lace panties and heard a riiiiiip. I stopped and pretty much yelled "oh no, I think I just ripped my favorite panties." My friend was dying with laughter and was pointing behind me .... there were two couples that were very nearby checking out the river. So yeah, a little embarrassed, but immensely hilarious!
  • imagerobynlynn83:

    The girls have pictures tomorrow and, as I had just warmed up to being in a few of them with the girls (as I have never had a picture taken of me while pregnant for oh so many reasons), I had an allergic reaction to Zyrtec yesterday in the forms of hives...ALL over my face... there goes that :)

    So, picture the leper pregnant lady, that ought to help ;)

    I hope your day gets better, L! 

    One word....PhotoShop! Not get in those pictures!

  • imageCoriA:
    imagerobynlynn83:

    The girls have pictures tomorrow and, as I had just warmed up to being in a few of them with the girls (as I have never had a picture taken of me while pregnant for oh so many reasons), I had an allergic reaction to Zyrtec yesterday in the forms of hives...ALL over my face... there goes that :)

    So, picture the leper pregnant lady, that ought to help ;)

    I hope your day gets better, L! 

    One word....PhotoShop! Not get in those pictures!

    I opted out :(

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