July 2009 Weddings
MariaIsMarried
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Out of the mouths of babes...
My student, "I love Justin Bieber"
Me, "Why? He's annoying."
My student, "But, my sister is annoying and I still love her!"
And now from my friend's daughter (age 3). My friend is 3 months pregnant, looks 5 months.
3yo "Mommy, why are your boobs getting big?"
Friend "They are filling with milk for when the baby comes"
Next day...
3yo "Is your bottom filling with milk too?"
Another conversation,
3yo "Mommy, is it a boy or a girl?
Friend "I am not sure we will find out in October."
3yo "Well if it is a boy, will it have a penis?"
Friend, "Yes"
3yo "I don't want it to. We need a girl!"
Stroller Pushing,Doctor Respecting, Full Time Daycare Paying, Alone Time Appreciating,Boundary Setting Momma
Jenny McCarthy = Former Playmate and MTV host
Pediatrician = Doctor with extensive experience and education on children.
Bumpies = Don't get me started!
I know who I get my health advice from!
What are you looking at?
Jenny McCarthy = Former Playmate and MTV host
Pediatrician = Doctor with extensive experience and education on children.
Bumpies = Don't get me started!
I know who I get my health advice from!
What are you looking at?
Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
We're talking about families and who lives at home with the kids.
4YO Girl: I have a baby!
Teacher: Um... I don't think you do. (She knows there isn't a baby in the house.) Are you sure?
4YO Girl: Yep! It's in my belly!
Oh another one...
Girl is from a family of a boy I had 4 years ago. Know them really well. Grandma is a bus driver, so I see her every day.
Girl, "The man who lives with my grandma is picking me up today."
Me, "Ummm Ok?"
End of the day relay the story, at which point Grandma says, "You mean your grandfather?"
Girl, "Yeah, I guess so?" (Turns out she calls him Papa and has been confused all these years..., but he's her mom's dad. Legit grandfather)..
So today,
Me, "The man who lives with your mom is here to get you."
Dad, "Is that all I am to you!" lol
Jenny McCarthy = Former Playmate and MTV host
Pediatrician = Doctor with extensive experience and education on children.
Bumpies = Don't get me started!
I know who I get my health advice from!
What are you looking at?
Boy named Braden: I've changed my name!!
Me: Oh really? What is your name now?
Boy: Elmer Brown!
Me:
I wanna play too!!!
My mom and sister live on the same property in different houses and there is the 'quilt shack' in between the two. Every Monday my mom hosts quilting night and the ladies always park on my sister's grass and my BIL is always b!tching about it. So one Monday my 5 year old niece took one of the ladies by the hand, walked her to her truck, pointed to a parking spot and said 'you park there, this is Daddy's grass'
When I was first telling my students I was pregnant:
Me: Why do you think my belly is getting so big?
E: Maybe you ate too much?
Me: No it is not that.
E: Maybe there is a baby in there.
Me: Your right I am going to have a baby.
E: Can it be a girl baby?
I'll play too...this happened a few years ago.
My cousin was talking to her little girl who randomly started crying and throwing a fit.
My cousin: "Stop crying."
Her daughter: "I can cry if I want. You can't control my feelings!!!!!"
Same cousin. Same daughter. This time the little one was complaining because it was 65* in the house and she was hot. She was mad my cousin wouldn't turn on the AC.
Daughter: "I'm hot!"
Mom: "I'm not turning on the AC, daughter. It's 65* in here. Our AC stays set at 75*. It will do NO good. The AC won't even kick on."
Daughter: "FINE!"
*two minutes pass and my cousin sees her daughter walking to the front door with her sleeping bag*
Mom: "Just where do you think you're going?"
Daughter: "You won't turn on the AC. You let me be hot. I'M LIVING OUTSIDE!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too much.
Lol... Oh my goodness... kids are sooo entertaining, lol!
True story: My best friend's mother-in-law said that her butt looked really pregnant too when she was about 6 months preggo... cute from kids, not from your MIL.... oye