Omaha Nesties
melgul001
member
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Tuesday Letters anyone??
Dear Migraine: I have not had one in 2 weeks but 2 in one day today? I do not miss you and you can leave NOW!
Dear Baby G: It was wonderful to hear your heartbeat again today. I appreciate that your just chillin out in there and baking! Stay there!
Dear DH: You have been absolutely so understanding this pregnancy and I appreciate it. I'm sorry I only eat half of my meals, dont' stay on top of laundry, dont clean that much, and don't worry about my appearance that much.
Dear nausea: I'm tired of pulling off to the side of the road to puke and peeing my pants in the progress when I'm already late to whatever I'm doing. I'd appreciate it if you can just not happen again!
Re: Tuesday Letters anyone??
Dear Evan: Thank you for talking so much and expanding your vocab every day but you can quit the "no mommy, Evan do" business any time. I'm just trying to help
Dear dog: Calm down and stop insisting you be on my lap when you chew on your disgusting bone.
Dear DH: Be on call more. You are more productive around the house when you are forced to be there.
Dear house: Get bigger and more organized. I just realized last night that we are losing our guest room and won't have that extra closet and space. Fvckity Fvck.
love is for every her, love is for every him, love is for everyone
Dear Mara: I loooove that you are loving the potty training thing but, how about we don't pee on the carpet AFTER peeing in the potty--just for fun?
On the same note, Mara, it is not appropriate to tell random people "I faaaaarted on you"...it's just not.
Dear DH: I am super impressed with your productivity lately--making gluten free cake for Peyton's party and preparing EVERYTHING for it, well done, buddy.
Dear Morning Sickness: While I am so happy to have had a few weeks to recover from the hyperemesis situation, I do not appreciate your sudden return. The fact that it is made worse by driving really sucks when I work 60 miles form home. Yay for restroom puking and daily phenergan.
Dear Baby K: I am so glad that you decided to join our family. You stay in my belly, and bake for as long as you need. We will still be here waiting when your time to come out comes. (Is it bad that I got teary when I wrote that, I think the hormones are kicking in).
Dear DH: I know the idea of becoming a daddy is a little scary to you, but you are doing a great job. Let's make a point to enjoy each other the next nine months.
Dear Josie Dog: You are an outstanding dog, and you take great care of me. But I can't always take you out to play ball.... we will get to it soon I promise.
Dear fellow nesties: Thanks for the great recommendations on OB/GYNs. Also, thanks for being a great community that supports one another.
Dear Max, the dog- Buddy, you've got to stop peeing in the house (3x this weekend!). I know you are sick (he has a kidney disease) and we are trying to figure out your meds so you feel better. Hopefully we can go on a walk or two this week.
Dear Elsie and Ian- Love you both! Can't believe how big both of you are getting.
Dear house- please clean yourself.
Dear mom- you really suck as a grandma and mom. I ask for help and you're too tired or busy or forget. You always say "we'll I didn't have a mom". That's kind of what it's feeling like for me, like I don't have a mom because you don't call, visit, offer or ask us to visit, etc. I've tried and after getting crapped on over and over I am done. And I will not tell Elsie you are coming over anymore because twice this summer you've backed out at the last minute disappointing her. My mama bear protection is coming out and I hate seeing my daughter all excited that her grandma's coming over then all down and sad because you back out.
Dear cold: You suck. Go away.
Dear Jack: PLEASE start sleeping through the night soon. You've gotten better, but if you could figure out how to go all night, that would be fabulous.
Dear December: As much as I hate you because of the weather, please come soon so DH can be done with grad school and get a full time, well paying job again!!
Dear potential employers of DH: Please hire him. And offer a kick-a$$ salary.
Dear dh - I know that you are on vaca for the next month - but lets be serious - going to work IS a vaca from the kids. And thank you for saying that staying at home with the kids everyday would make you nuts. Welcome to my world brother!
Dear Ben - you are the sweetest, best little baby ever. Please dont change. I love you, and your ferocious smelling farts that could clear a room.
Dear Owen - *sigh*, you are a handful. But I love you. More than anything.
Dear sewing machine - you are getting to get worked today, so dont eff up!
Dear Roscoe- I know you're a puppy, but would it be too much to ask to poop and pee OUTSIDE when I take you out...instead of using my light-colored carpet? PLEASE???!
Dear Henry- enough with the messes and Thomas. A person can only take so much in a day.
Dear iTunes- Please be more user-friendly and quit freezing up my computer.
Dear Ellie- I know your friends' parents can all afford everything in the world, but we cannot.
Dear Erin- Please catch on easier so that we don't need to get you a tutor.
Dear metabolism- KICK IT IN GEAR!
Dear powerball- Let me win.
Dear body-- you can do this. Less than 7 weeks left! Could you please keep my feet from getting ginormous every day?
Dear home-schooled neighbor-- I don't like you. You have no tact, you are rude to adults, you are a tattletale, and you think you know it all, but you do play with DS in the backyard and are mostly nice to him. You have provided many teachable moments with DS and it's making him a stronger kid.
Dear Dh-- you're awesome. You are such a positive role model for DS and a great father to both kids. I am so proud of all that you do. Even if you don't get promoted, you've served well and had a fantastic career. 20+ years is impressive!
Dear House: Clean yourself!
Dear Boys: You are the lights of my life. I am truly blessed with amazing boys. I love you so much so much so much.
Dear H: Things have been going so well for us and it makes me so happy. Stress free is such a good thing.
Dear SS: In less than 3 months please move out. You have added so much stress and drama the last two years I dont know how much more I or my marriage can take.
Dear baby sister: You are truly one of a kind. Thanks for all you do. You rock!
Dear "friends": If I choose to pick hanging out with my family over going out with you GET OVER IT. And because I picked my family over going out with you and you talk trash on me behind my back does not make you cool or better than me. Now, I know that you are not a true friend and guess what I've actually been a lot happier without you and your dramz in my life. Peace out!
Dear weather: Please stay nice for another month or two or three. I'd really like to be able to camp a couple more times and just enjoy the outdoors without freezing my arse off.
Dear motivation: Let's seriously get on the same page!!