Sorry, but I just have to get this out....
The food stealer/wannabe flamingo dancer WILL NOT SHUT UP about going to Hawaii. She is leaving for Hawaii in 4 days (bashing head against desk) and has been talking about it non stop for a whole month now....she tells everyone who comes into the office (even students) and finds a way to bring it up every chance she gets. She was in the breakroom complaining about how her ear hurts and she has fluid in it...blah blah blah...and I said "you better go to the doctor especially if you will be flying"...yes, I'm a nice person...it took a lot out of me though...and then she said "ya because I'm going to Hawaii in blah blah blah days"....THEN we had a going away lunch for someone (his grant ended and his position is ending...so sad) and during the entire lunch she kept talking about herself ..."well when I was in high school (ya a bagillion years ago) my typing teacher blah blah blah"...every sentence begins with I...I I I I I I I.... AND then when someone asked me about my trip to Mexico she goes "Mexico???? YIKES!" and guess what she changed the subject to? Hawaii...
SHUT UP! Yes Hawaii is exciting, I get it....but DANG YO, SHUT YOUR HOLE! *karate chop* *round about kick to the face* *throw your flamingo dress in the shredder and burn your ugly strappy shoes*
OKAY vent over.... ![]()
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Dude, you deserve a treat for dealing with her shenanigans. Maybe some new shoes? Or a cupcake? Or some macaroons?
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lol...I just had to share this episode..."Aloha this...Aloha that..."
http://youtu.be/kzv6XwcNtKQ
Macaroons sounds good....mmmm....
Gilt has pumpkin macaroons on their site right now. You NEEEEEED them. Does she have a lay-over? Maybe she'll get stranded in her lay-over destination. OR, like people do with brides, you can reminder that no one else is as excited about her vacation as she.
http://www.gilttaste.com/products/91093570-payard-pumpkin-macarons
I could throw myself on the floor and go into convoltions and she wouldn't even notice....so self absorbed....
With my luck.... when we fly back from Mexico we have a layover in LAX....watch us end up on the same flight....just watch....