Yesterday was Nigerian Independence Day, so the boy went to a few bars with some friends last night. At about 2, he called me to let me know he was just getting on the bus and would be home soon. The bus he needed was the 22, which he knows. He was highly intoxicated, as I expected him to be.
Here is the text convo that followed:
Boy-The bus took me to Portobello (that is the next part of town over from ours. It's really quite far).
Me- Which one did you get on?
B- I thought it said 22...guess it said 26.
M-Shiit. Are you off it now? Can you get a cab?
B-I'm close to the beach, maybe best I sleep on the sand.
M-Do not do that. Find a cab.
B-The sand looks all nice.
So there's me, in my flat convinced he's going to sleep in the sand, without a coat. I called and there was no answer. I was honestly 2 minutes away from calling a cab to go out looking for him when I heard the key in the door.
I went into the hall and he was standing there laughing his asss off. He is soooo lucky I found it hilarious.
He was honestly dying laughing. He got me good.
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