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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Speaking of hookers.....
I have a throbbing headache today and one day while riding my bike I found a place that said Tai Massages, which I love.
So I walk into the place. The lady barely speaks english (she is Asian) and I tell her I'm interested in booking a massage. So we try communicating and then she she says "massage" and grabs her vagina. I said "no, no happy ending, just a regular ol' massage..you do those?". Now I'm kinda sweating and wondering how to escape. She leads me into a room that has a full out bed and no massage table. I bolted!
I can do a nude spa now..but not a happy ending massage 
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Re: Speaking of hookers.....
Hahaha, this is hilarious! Sorry you have a headache still.
Did I even mention that my SIL's SIL's sister (take a min to figure it out) is a "happy ending" girl?? She's a single mom with a Master's degree making dough from rub and tugs. Oh, and she blogs about it and has no idea the entire family knows and reads her blog!
That must make for some very entertaining reading!
Love your story jldittber!This whole post is a WIN!
I am sorry that you have headache and that you were able to escape but at least now you have a funny story.
Haha, this is funny. I have had massages here, just from regular spas. Happy Ending never even came up. This was a walk in type place, I should have known better. My gym offers them too, so I figure that's not a happy ending. Try it
Ha! When I was first moved to Canada I needed to find a hair salon. The first place I went to was super expensive so I left. On my way home, I saw a sign that said "Ladies' and Men's cuts $12." I wanted a really simple cut, so I figured this would be fine.
Well, I went in and sat down. The lady started cutting my hair. Everything was fine until some guy walks into the doorway and stands there timidly until he quietly asks for "Jesse." The lady cutting my hair yells at him to put $60 down on the counter and walk into the back room.
I went home and told DH. We both kind of laughed about it. He then told me that the neighborhood used to be (still is) the place for hookers in Ottawa. Who'd a thought? Anyway, I ended up going back, even though I was embarrassed because I actually really liked how she cut my hair!
Ha! Truly, finding the right stylist is so hard, I can see that!
This happened to my mom in China. Oops! I guess the lady just giggled and signaled to her that there were no real massages to be given.
Can I just say this is my favorite day on the Nest? Two hooker threads, after so much inactivity!
PS - I really, really would love to read the blog mentioned earlier.
WOW to OP
and OMFG to MintChocoChip - wow!!