At 3:15 this morning, I woke up because the hall light was on. And then I noticed DH was not in bed next to me. I got up to investigate, walked out into the living room, and there he is sound asleep on the loveseat. Apparently he got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and sleeping on the loveseat seemed more convenient than going back to bed . I tried to wake him up and he got all sassy with me!
"Hunny, come to bed."
"Why?!"
"Because. Do you want to sleep on the loveseat all night?"
"Maybe I do!"
"...ok, fine."
I went back to bed then, and he got up and followed me. This morning, he has absolutely no recollection of the incident. Hilarious.
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Love it!