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NSOR. A text I sent this AM. Enjoy a laugh on my behalf

I was running WAY late for work today because I had to go to the post office. I have had mail sitting in my mailbox since Sunday night (with the flag up) and the mail carrier has yet to pick it up. I am glad they weren't bills, but I just wanted to let the USPS people that my mail hasn't been picked up...

 I ride my bike to work everyday, so once I left the pot office, I sent my CW a text while riding my bike, letting her know why I was late... this is what I sent:

 

"Had to stop off at the post office...Mail has been _shitting in my box since Sunday and the carrier never came to get it." 

 

LOL!  When I got to work, my CW and I had a good laugh about it. She said that she wouldn't have picked it up either if it was doing that! HA HA!

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Re: NSOR. A text I sent this AM. Enjoy a laugh on my behalf

  • Haha stupid auto correct.  It always turns "sh!t" into "aha" for me...no iPhone I do not need "aha" in my potty-mouthed vernacular, thanks.
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  • imageRiver Pestie:

    I was running WAY late for work today because I had to go to the post office. I have had mail sitting in my mailbox since Sunday night (with the flag up) and the mail carrier has yet to pick it up. I am glad they weren't bills, but I just wanted to let the USPS people that my mail hasn't been picked up...

     I ride my bike to work everyday, so once I left the pot office, I sent my CW a text while riding my bike, letting her know why I was late... this is what I sent:

     

    "Had to stop off at the post office...Mail has been _shitting in my box since Sunday and the carrier never came to get it." 

     

    LOL!  When I got to work, my CW and I had a good laugh about it. She said that she wouldn't have picked it up either if it was doing that! HA HA!

     

    I'm sorry but I love that you went by the Pot Office to drop off your shitting mail.  

  • Oh ha! Too funny... hey at least the predictive alternative word still describes the action of the mail. lol!
  • That's funny!  I got one from a friend one time that said "Thee is fvck at while food" (except fvck was spelled correctly)...took me forever to decode that it was supposed to say "There is duck at Whole Foods"!
  • imagemarigoldgirl44:
    imageRiver Pestie:

    I was running WAY late for work today because I had to go to the post office. I have had mail sitting in my mailbox since Sunday night (with the flag up) and the mail carrier has yet to pick it up. I am glad they weren't bills, but I just wanted to let the USPS people that my mail hasn't been picked up...

     I ride my bike to work everyday, so once I left the pot office, I sent my CW a text while riding my bike, letting her know why I was late... this is what I sent:

     

    "Had to stop off at the post office...Mail has been _shitting in my box since Sunday and the carrier never came to get it." 

     

    LOL!  When I got to work, my CW and I had a good laugh about it. She said that she wouldn't have picked it up either if it was doing that! HA HA!

     

    I'm sorry but I love that you went by the Pot Office to drop off your shitting mail.  

    I was thinking the same thing!!

    2011 Races
    3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
    5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
    5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
    5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
    7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
    10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
  • imagedmarie979:
    imagemarigoldgirl44:
    imageRiver Pestie:

    I was running WAY late for work today because I had to go to the post office. I have had mail sitting in my mailbox since Sunday night (with the flag up) and the mail carrier has yet to pick it up. I am glad they weren't bills, but I just wanted to let the USPS people that my mail hasn't been picked up...

     I ride my bike to work everyday, so once I left the pot office, I sent my CW a text while riding my bike, letting her know why I was late... this is what I sent:

     

    "Had to stop off at the post office...Mail has been _shitting in my box since Sunday and the carrier never came to get it." 

     

    LOL!  When I got to work, my CW and I had a good laugh about it. She said that she wouldn't have picked it up either if it was doing that! HA HA!

     

    I'm sorry but I love that you went by the Pot Office to drop off your shitting mail.  

    I was thinking the same thing!!

     

    LMAO!!!  

    HAH! Oh goodness. 

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    They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
  • imageRiver Pestie:
    imagedmarie979:
    imagemarigoldgirl44:
    imageRiver Pestie:

    I was running WAY late for work today because I had to go to the post office. I have had mail sitting in my mailbox since Sunday night (with the flag up) and the mail carrier has yet to pick it up. I am glad they weren't bills, but I just wanted to let the USPS people that my mail hasn't been picked up...

     I ride my bike to work everyday, so once I left the pot office, I sent my CW a text while riding my bike, letting her know why I was late... this is what I sent:

     

    "Had to stop off at the post office...Mail has been _shitting in my box since Sunday and the carrier never came to get it." 

     

    LOL!  When I got to work, my CW and I had a good laugh about it. She said that she wouldn't have picked it up either if it was doing that! HA HA!

     

    I'm sorry but I love that you went by the Pot Office to drop off your shitting mail.  

    I was thinking the same thing!!

     

    LMAO!!!  

    HAH! Oh goodness. 

    Are you sharing some of that today? Wink

    2011 Races
    3/12 5 mi -- 49:22 Pace: 9:52
    5/1 Half Marathon -- 2:11:22 Pace: 10:01
    5/22 10k -- 56:29 Pace: 9:00
    5/24 3.6 -- 29:03 Pace: 8:18
    7/10 15k -- 1:44:46 injured Pace: 11:14
    10/29 5k -- 28:24 Pace: 9:04
  • I WISH I had some to share!  LOL
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    They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
  • Bwhaha...that's funny!

    I haven't had an auto-correct fail yet, but once I wasn't paying attention when my spell check was running through an email I was sending to directors, and when I realized what I had sent, it went something like this...

    ...."In advance, I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused"

    :::headdesk:::

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  • imagePrettyInPearls23:

    Bwhaha...that's funny!

    I haven't had an auto-correct fail yet, but once I wasn't paying attention when my spell check was running through an email I was sending to directors, and when I realized what I had sent, it went something like this...

    ...."In advance, I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused"

    :::headdesk:::

    LOL!

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    They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
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