I lost my job suddenly in the spring, though it wasn't my fault at all. It was all Andrew Breitbart's fault.
Anyway, what kind of jobs do you think I can get now? Here are my credentials:
1999-2011 - U.S. Representative from Brooklyn. BK IN THE HIZZOUSE
1992-1998 - New York City Councilman from Brooklyn. FUHGEDDABOUTIT
1985-1991 - Congressional aide to Chuck Schumer, my mentor and ALSO FROM BROOKLYN, WHAT WHAT
BA from SUNY-Plattsburgh in Political Science
Special skills and interests - Extremely knowledgeable about social media, especially Twitter. Knowledgeable about wellness and I work out 3 hours a day, as you've been able to tell from photos.
Re: Unemployed congressman - can you look over my resume?
i'm really saddened that no one is actually Anthony's Weiner. come on people!
*says the lady that was too lazy to create a costume*
Now that's just pervy.