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Has anyone read the Television Without Pity Dawson's Creek recaps?

I'm wheezing with mirth here.  An excerpt:

"the program Dawson's Creek is also a product of "the media" and isn't especially breaking any new ground in altering or even challenging North American standards of beauty, with the exception of the show's tireless efforts to place before the North American audience a figure with a very very very large head and encouraging impressionable young women to look beyond the physical, deep inside the freakishly large head, and into its owner's soul. So, kudos to the show's producers for bravely casting a full-craniumed man and treating him as if his physical deformity were not an impediment to his romantic prospects."

 

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Re: Has anyone read the Television Without Pity Dawson's Creek recaps?

  • Dead at "full-craniumed"
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    Currently Reading: Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes
  • imageReturnOfKuus:

    So, kudos to the show's producers for bravely casting a full-craniumed man and treating him as if his physical deformity were not an impediment to his romantic prospects."

     

    lol! Too bad his personality was such an impediment.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • I need a linky!!
  • "Dawson has apparently graduated from Katie Couric fantasies to Katie Couric hair; it's hot-rolled and mushroomed-out to such an extent that it looks like his head is wearing a blond life preserver, which is ironic, since that bean is the size of a buoy as it is."

     

    *tears*

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  • I love TWOP.  Dawson's Creek was their flagship recap show. 

    Also excellent -- the recaps of the very short-lived show Young Americans.  

     

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  • I used to love reading those back in the day.  I've since moved on to Gawker to supply me with my Real Housewives rundowns - while the shows are utter trash, the recaps are pure genius. 
    This is my siggy.
  • Tvgasm has hilarious recaps of the Real Housewives shows (and many others).  I found them when I was looking for recaps outside of TWOP since they seem to go easier on Bravo shows.
  • imageJessimau:
    Tvgasm has hilarious recaps of the Real Housewives shows (and many others).  I found them when I was looking for recaps outside of TWOP since they seem to go easier on Bravo shows.

    I still read TWoP, mostly the forums, but the recaps just aren't the same since they sold their souls to Bravo.

    fiizzlee = vag ** fiizzle = peen ** Babies shouldn't be born wit thangs ** **They're called first luddz fo' a reason -- mo' is supposed ta come after. Yo Ass don't git a medal fo' marryin yo' prom date. Unless yo ass is imoan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then yo ass git a all-expenses paid cruise ta tha Mediterranean n' yo ass git ta hook up Jared Padalecki on tha flight over while bustin yo' jammies. But still no medal.
  • imagezitiqueen:

    imageJessimau:
    Tvgasm has hilarious recaps of the Real Housewives shows (and many others).  I found them when I was looking for recaps outside of TWOP since they seem to go easier on Bravo shows.

    I still read TWoP, mostly the forums, but the recaps just aren't the same since they sold their souls to Bravo.

    You have to check out Tvgasm.  Their Real Housewives recaps are hilarious.  My favorite recapper is Flipit and he's currently writing the RHoBH recaps.  Hilarious! 

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