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Touch the naked?

I'm dying here, I really am.

Or I'm wired wrong. Or maybe I've been married too long that I need more than just some nakedness before I want to bone.

I don't know. That whole exchange is weird. Kuus, are you saying it's all sexy all the time? Or that you should be so highly attracted to your spouse at all times that you're ready to drop trou once he presents the boner?

 



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Re: Touch the naked?

  • Thank you for this I was feeling profoundly broken.

    I guess I just don't see my naked husband as purely a sex object.  Stick out tongue

     

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  • I don't know, when I read "Touch the naked!!" I pictured H. He is totally like that.... lol
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  • I feel sorry for you, HS. Clearly the spark is gone in your marriage. 
  • I'm not saying it HAS to be sex, but... you know, NAKED!  Don't you just want to do something to the exposed skin, even if it's not sexual, even if it's just bite the bare ass or rub your face on the belly or something?
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  • imagesmock.smock:
    I feel sorry for you, HS. Clearly the spark is gone in your marriage. 

    Does pregnancy earn her a temporary pass?

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    I'm not saying it HAS to be sex, but... you know, NAKED!  Don't you just want to do something to the exposed skin, even if it's not sexual, even if it's just bite the bare ass or rub your face on the belly or something?

    You are so wonderful.

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  • imageMuddled:

    imagesmock.smock:
    I feel sorry for you, HS. Clearly the spark is gone in your marriage. 

    Does pregnancy earn her a temporary pass?

    No. There are no passes. 

  • imagelaptopprancer:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    I'm not saying it HAS to be sex, but... you know, NAKED!  Don't you just want to do something to the exposed skin, even if it's not sexual, even if it's just bite the bare ass or rub your face on the belly or something?

    You are so wonderful.

     

    I'll pretend you meant this sincerely.  I'm not complicated, at least.  Simple is good, yeah?

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    imageReturnOfKuus:
    imagelaptopprancer:

    imageReturnOfKuus:
    I'm not saying it HAS to be sex, but... you know, NAKED!  Don't you just want to do something to the exposed skin, even if it's not sexual, even if it's just bite the bare ass or rub your face on the belly or something?

    You are so wonderful.

     

    I'll pretend you meant this sincerely.  I'm not complicated, at least.  Simple is good, yeah?

    I totally mean this sincerely.  Like I'm beaming smiley just thinking about how wonderful you are, I'm not kidding.  Your husband is a lucky man.

    Anyway, Trista's turned to God so I guess it's all good in the hood now.  He doesn't yell at her about getting therapy, or some such bullshitit.

    Confused

     

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  • I like to touch (and be touched by) H, but I don't know that it is related to his nakedness at all. I like the warmth of him. I like the skin to skin contact. I like being close to him. I would not say that I get all excited every time he takes off his clothes or walks around in the nude. I think it's more about the way he makes me feel- the comfort and security of it- than straight physical attraction.

    Then again, if you knocked on our door on any given day, we would be scrambling to make ourselves decent before we answered it. Nudity is just not associated with sex alone.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • Okay, now I'm happy.  And with that, I'm off.  Hopefully I'll get to bite some naked something or other when I get home.
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  • also, "present the boner" is making me giggle uncontrollably

    I'm so saying this the next time DH and I touch nakeds with each other.

     

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  • imagesmock.smock:
    imageMuddled:

    imagesmock.smock:
    I feel sorry for you, HS. Clearly the spark is gone in your marriage. 

    Does pregnancy earn her a temporary pass?

    No. There are no passes. 

    Sorry, HS. I tried.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imagelaptopprancer:

    also, "present the boner" is making me giggle uncontrollably

    I'm so saying this the next time DH and I touch nakeds with each other.

     

    Stick out tongue  Even though I fear the idea of post partum sex-- seeing my husband naked makes me randy and thankfully I'm not a monstrosity to him at this point either.

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  • I have to say YES, the mere presence of my husband naked with a boner does it for me, now his boner is the thickness of a coke can and the length of my 12" dildo. Personally his thickeness which my hand can't go around is what pleases me.Big Smile
  • imagebinzy2524:
    I have to say YES, the mere presence of my husband naked with a boner does it for me, now his boner is the thickness of a coke can and the length of my 12" dildo. Personally his thickeness which my hand can't go around is what pleases me.Big Smile

    I was wondering when binzy would show up for this thread. Wink

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  • All I'm gonna say is that if my H popped wood every time he saw a boob these days he'd probably have a continuous nosebleed.
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  • imagebroccolitree:
    All I'm gonna say is that if my H popped wood every time he saw a boob these days he'd probably have a continuous nosebleed.

    This is a fantastic visual. lol.

     

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageMuddled:

    I like to touch (and be touched by) H, but I don't know that it is related to his nakedness at all. I like the warmth of him. I like the skin to skin contact. I like being close to him. I would not say that I get all excited every time he takes off his clothes or walks around in the nude. I think it's more about the way he makes me feel- the comfort and security of it- than straight physical attraction.

    Then again, if you knocked on our door on any given day, we would be scrambling to make ourselves decent before we answered it. Nudity is just not associated with sex alone.

    This is exactly how it is at our house. I see more naked DH than clothed DH. Clearly the spark is gone from our marriage as well. 

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  • Whenever BF is naked (or at least shirtless), some nipple pinching happens. Not happily on his part.  He screams like a little girl when I get near them! LOL

    That does not a boner make.Stick out tongue

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