Trouble in Paradise
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I have to C & P
This post is too good not to repost. I am not sure how old it is and it has already been C & Pd. I want to know how this first time mom got pregnant in the first place. Enjoy!
http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/60069718.aspx
Re: I have to C & P
Well her FI wouldn't need to use protection when he cheats on her since she'll never find out about the HPV, herpes, and other nasties he's going to bring home.
Girl has some serious hang-ups about her lady bits and I'd actually like to know what the cause of that is. I mean, I don't know anyone who's all "OMG, I can't wait to go get my Pap later this week!!!" but taking care of your health is kind of important.
I wonder if she doesn't do breast self-exams either.
That was nest gold, thank you.
Two of my favorite replies:
"Having a baby isn't Burger King. You can't always have it your way"
and
"I have never heard of this blue line business, but if it were true, don't you think that's what the doctors would use? It's much easier to look at someone's back than to glove up, lube up, and stick your hand up someone's vagina. We are not turkeys. It's not like we get blue lines up our backs and then our noses light up red when we're complete and ready to push"
Haha! I *just* got to your second quote!!
Are we putting money on whether her u-neek special not-touched-through-the-hooha snowflake will NOT be getting vaccinated? Maybe someone should tell her about the chickenpox lollipops.
Sweet Jesus what an idiot.
How the heck did she get pregnant with this whole aversion to examinations of her vagina?
Those were definitely my favorite quotes too! I'm calling MUD. She's all over the freaking place.
"They are bad! Medicine is bad! Give me my epi! I was abused! I found it on Google!!" One minute she's all full sentences, big words, the next its "....soooo stupid...WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!"
I didn't make it past the first page....the stupid, it burns.
Pregnancy has a lot to do with your vagina...shocking I'm sure. It bothers me that she seems to think there's no need for vaginal exams or pap smears. I'm sorry, that's ridiculous. Especially the pap smear. While I can respect people's opinions if they are stated in a intelligent way, this was just to much. I'm thinking it must be mud, because I don't want to think about someone this dumb reproducing.
BUT BUT, she read it on GOOGLE. PAP SMEARS ARE BAD YO!! Doctors only tell you that you need them because they are FEAR MONGERS!!
Oh, well if she read it on GOOGLE it MUST be true! A thousand apologizes for my misguided notions!
I think it must be a vein, but I've never heard of this.
I definitely don't think it's MUD, unfortunately. She has a full bio with pictures and everything. The pictures actually make things a little clearer - in one, she is wearing cutoff jorts over tights. So that should tell you something.
You can't see me, but I just made my daughter's sad face at this. It makes my brain hurt, and the whole epi before 4 cm thing is bothering me. How would they know how far she's dilated if she won't let them check. I didn't make it past the first page, but did it get even dumber?
Yeah, I couldn't get past the first page.
You can find anything on google if you look hard enough. She's crazy!
Her tone is just basically saying "I will do ANYTHING to be different".
Currently Reading: Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes
At the possible expense of her child.
Oh it gets dumber, if that's possible. You should read it.
I'm scared too now.
The dumb may be detrimental to my health. Can stupid be passed over the internet?
I've been on the nest for many, many years. If it could, I'd be a blabbering blob.
Well I read the thread. I plan to do all my medical research on google now, it clearly is the only way to go.
I think on the last page she admits she has a history of sexual abuse, and any thing being done to her vagina or other lady bits is traumatic. I totally get that, and I feel bad for her. She needs to talk to her Gyn and a therapist ASAP.
She also needs to get off the google and stop telling people that paps aren't necessary. I mean I guess there not, as long as you don't mind dying of preventable cancer.
ITA. I think if she put her post that way instead of coming in with PAPS ARE THE DEVIL, things would have gone much differently.