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Lessons in middle of the night peeing

So I'm in the "getting up all hours and multiple times during the night to pee" stage of pregnancy.  Usually, I navigate the bed to bathroom route pretty well half asleep in the pitch black.

Picture 3 am, I just got back to sleep a half hour ago and my angry bladder forces me awake AGAIN. It takes 3 and a half minutes to get my fata$$ out of bed, groaning and creaking like an old man and both dog and husband growl at me for waking them up again.  I stumble to the bathroom and b*tch under my breath to dog, husband and bladder for being such douches when I run smack into the door frame.  HARD.  Knocked me back a few steps hard.

I thought DH was going to hypervenilate  trying not to laugh at me.  Woke up this morning with a huge knot on my forehead and I'm pretty sure I'll have a black eye in a couple days.

I guess I need a night light.

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Re: Lessons in middle of the night peeing

  • LOL. Same thing happened to me at least once, minus dog. Hang in there! The peeing became a LOT less frequent for me immediately once baby was out. 
  • Depends?  Your life may depend on it ;)

    Kidding, that sucks, nightlight time for sure! 

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  • Oh no! You need to get a night light. They are great. I have one in the bathroom that only turns on when it's dark. I hate turning the light on in the middle of the night because it's too bright. It will be useful for you too when the baby is born to have the hallway dimly lit.
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    Depends?  Your life may depend on it ;)

    Kidding, that sucks, nightlight time for sure! 

    I've seriously considered it...not gonna lie.

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  • lol

    ahhh such a fun stage of pregnancy huh? I agree with pp though - I'd get a night light as you'll be up a lot more in the night once baby arrives :)

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  • I've done that as well. Several times. Actually, once I ran into our kitchen doorframe so hard with my kneecap that now, 5 years later, I still have pain. And that was in broad daylight, so no excuse. Tell your husband if he laughs at you you'll tell people he punched you when they ask what happened to your eye. Because seriously, who's going to believe "I ran into a door" anyway... ;-)
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    Depends?  Your life may depend on it ;)

    Lol!

    This is why I do the zombie walk to and from the bathroom with my arms straight out in front of me! Although I'm sure I will have some bumps and bruises in the next few months anyway.   

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  • Ouch!! You poor thing!

    Can't remember if you can use it during pregnancy (so check before you use it!!!) but arnica should speed up any bruise recovery.

    In fact, stock up on homeopathic arnica - it speeds up your postnatal recovery "down there"! 

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  • You poor thing!  I can't tell you how many times I've done similar things, both in the dark and in broad daylight.  Seriously...get a night light, and smack your husband!
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  • That's so miserable, Sheks.  I remember feeling like I was up more using the bathroom than actually sleeping.  I think I was getting up like 6 times a night.  I ALWAYS ran into the end of the bed and H's dresser that was right next to the bathroom.  

     

  • I'm not pregnant and I have to pee at night sometimes (well...I get up when it's still dark anyway from Nov to Mar) - so I just bought a nightlight that comes on automatically at dusk and turns off at daylight.  I now no longer step on my dog - making him, H and me happier.

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