Starting Over
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Cheer Me Up
I'm in a bad mood since XH is in his true douchy form lately. I received a letter from his lawyer fighting me on the property rights for the remaining items he has left at my house (none of which were awarded to him in the decree by the way), threatened to have DS baptized without me there, and am now certain he stalks me on FB as he accused me of changing my settings so he can't see my pictures (which I didn't, but whatev).
Result was me crying about the baptism thing, laying in bed staring at the ceiling at all hours, and cursing myself for various things. I'm exhausted, look like crap, and need a pick me up.
So.. let's hear some jokes - ready...Go!
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Re: Cheer Me Up
Courtesy of the little 7 year old boy next door:
"It's raining cats and dogs! I walked outside and stepped into a poodle!"
I laughed more than I should have at this one, but c'mon - it's funny!
I did the same thing - only I ate cereal all the time while XH was in jail and I was alone. I look back at pictures and think, "no wonder I had to waddle to walk to the bathroom all the time-I was huge!"
Hahaha, awesome!
My mom just emailed me this one:
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.
That's freaking awesome becca! Good work