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I need SIL advice

She's huge.  A lard ass.  What do I do?  

Re: I need SIL advice

  • Offer her diet books. Ask her if she really needs to eat that piece of pie at Tday. Give her little buttons and magnets that say "A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!!" to put on her shirt and refrigerator.

     

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  • Sneak diet pills in her food and drinks.
  • Take a look at yourself, find out why her weight bugs you, get over it and accept her. If she doesn't want to lose weight, no matter how thin or heavy she is, she isn't going to work on it. All of the suggestions, insults, gifts, and lectures on losing weight will do nothing, other than tear family apart bit by bit. Respect everyone's thoughts and feelings and leave those thoughts to yourself.

  • The only solution is to out-eat her so that you can win.

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  • imagembcdefg:

    The only solution is to out-eat her so that you can win.

    Ding ding ding!

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  • imageVelvetshady:
    Sneak diet pills in her food and drinks.


    hehe

    Just wondering: why is her size an issue for you?
  • I would stay far away from her. Fatness is contagious.
  • imageDerniermot:
    I would stay far away from her. Fatness is contagious.

     This.

  • imagesuperlana1978:
    She's huge.  A lard ass.  What do I do?  

     

    You dont have children since they can take after their aunt and become mini lard asses.

    Stupid bit-h. 

  • imagembcdefg:

    The only solution is to out-eat her so that you can win.

    Yes! Eat all the food so there is none left for her. Then she will have to slim down. Winning! 

  • imagemrscampants:

    Take a look at yourself, find out why her weight bugs you, get over it and accept her. If she doesn't want to lose weight, no matter how thin or heavy she is, she isn't going to work on it. All of the suggestions, insults, gifts, and lectures on losing weight will do nothing, other than tear family apart bit by bit. Respect everyone's thoughts and feelings and leave those thoughts to yourself.

    I agree with this.  If you're really concerned about her health and happiness, you could tell her you plan on going on a diet and suggest that she join you.  Also, maybe ask her whether she would like to go on walks with you and work out together.

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  • I have a great idea... Give her a basket full of candy bars for christmas. But instead of candy bars, wrap Hershey's labels around chocolate flavored laxatives.. BOOM

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