is back for round 2. Let's see the funny, stupid, and O.o FB posts on your walls...
Here's one that showed up on my wall yesterday. It's one of those "I graduated high school with you so I like to spy on you via FB and see if my life is better than yours" friends, and she seems to use FB primarily as a venue to advertise stuff she sells. I have no idea what that stuff is, but this week's sounded so much like a middle-of-the-night infomercial that I just had to share:
"Worried
about keeping the wieght off during the Holidays?? Try Advocare's
"DAMAGE CONTROL".... a few products will let you enjoy it all but HELP
you from gaining the weight!! No worries for you! Contact me for
details
"
All that's missing is the "For only 6 easy payments of $20 plus S&H, it can be yours today! Call now, as supplies are limited and this amazing offer is only good for another 20 minutes!"
Re: FB Tuesday
Love it!
My first one, I don't get people who post one word status updates like daily "fantastic" "interesting" "pissed" Um...OK!?!?!?!
The other is if I see that darn "look close and you'll see a baby in tree". Ok people, that has been around for 20 years. Give it a break!
PS: I love FB Tues! I maybe my new fave!
Well I guess this one on mine should get in touch with yours....
"About to het my serious eat on over the next few days. For all the yelling and screaming about obesity why hasn't anyone figured out how to make anything not cause you to gain wright in the first place includin desert?"
I had to block a cousin who always complained about her pregnancy...how sick she was, how much pain she was in, how tired she was. It really got on my last damn nerve especially since she is only 6 weeks ahead of me.
It was like she was the only person in the world to ever be pregnant. She just had her baby, so I unblocked her. Now it's how tired she is, how much the baby cries, how much breastfeeding hurts. It has only been a few days and I re-blocked her already.
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I've got a weird one:
"Can someone refer me to the best turtle eye doctor in LA? ...err I think he's going blind
..."
Seriously? hmm...
haaahaha. We should hook them up :-)
I have a friend that is what I call FB Bi-Polar. One day his post will be something like this (today):
finished with the machine, now to do sit ups, then back to research. it is going to be a wonderful day
But then the next day his post will be something like this (yesterday)
Are you ever woken up by a sense of panic, sweating, barely able to breather? At first you think you're having a heart attack, but then you realize its just the emptiness in your heart.
And it's always like that. One day on top of the world, one day absolute misery. Oh and there was this too by someone I barely know (FI of a good friend of mine)
I LOVE THE PHONE CALLS WHERE THEY SAY WE ARE GIVING YOU 1000 IN FREE GROCERIES HOWEVER YOU ONLY NEED TO COVER THE COST OF THE SHIPPING. IF IM PAYING FOR IT THEN ITS NOT FREE YOU DUMMY!!
I've never gotten one of those calls : ( lol
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One friend posts 'I am so pissed, Im crying.'
1. This sounds like a desperate attempt to get ppl to ask you what's wrong and why are you upset.
2. When they did ask, she blabs that she and her sister are in a fight. Who cares?
3. I hate when people feel the need to call out their fights and arguments on their facebook statuses. She has also spoken about how much she dislikes her MIL. Some things are better left unposted and family drama (or friend drama) is best left in the family and not on the equivalent of an online billboard.
/End rant