Fuss.

Motzie · November 2011

Have you been drinking? Where do you come up with this shiit?

margaritagirl · November 2011

LOL

I was going to ask the same thing.

broccolitree · November 2011

Explain plz?

BettyBookworm · November 2011

There was a rather long and nonsensical post earlier. It made me giggle and I wondered if Fuss was on booze or the wacky tabacky. :P

I think we are wondering what this is all about lol:

fussbucket:
Yes, I TOTALLY felt this way. Let me tell you what I did. First off, I didn't panic. Panic is the WORST thing you can do. Don't do that. Each day, take your husband's nicest pair of shoes, and write a note in it. The note should say, "Dear H's Shoes. Good morning! How are you? Do you like going on my H's feet? Do you think the steer who gave his leather to make these shoes liked the feel of the warm sun on his eyelashes? I dunno WHO CARES? I don't know anything about how the world works so it hardly matters, poor dead steer."
Then, take your husband's nicest sport coat or suit jacket. Take it and slip a note in the pocket that says, "Dear H's clothing, Good afternoon! I am a total_fucking_retard who hasn't planned out her life in a sensible manner! I don't take responsibility for myself. I expect others to make me happy and keep me warm and dry. I have no sense of shame."
When you're all done with that, go out into your front yard -- yes, your yard! -- go out there, and find the coldest, wettest place you cand find. Make sure it is very late at night, and you are very tired from working to support yourself and need to recuperate to work to support yourself for the next day.
Lie down in that cold, damp place and say to yourself, "Dear Lordie, I feel so good after a long hard day of working hard to support others who depend on me, to lie down in this cold, dank place. The more I lie here and don't do anything, the better off everyone else is." Please report back.

Pretty funny though.

fussbucket · November 2011

LOL I dunno I was just in a weird mood. There have been so many stupid and weird posts lately I just had to get that out.

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