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Soon2BMrs just gave me a good idea.

Lets ask "medical" questions and see if LoveofJoe has heard dumber questions.  Personally, I didn't think Soon2B's quesion was dumb at all, but now I'm curious as to what LoveofJoe has been asked...

I must admit this is also inspired by people asking me legal questions all the darn time.  Usually my answer is "I don't know" but sometimes people (okay, usually DH) give me legal hypotheticals that have me looking at him in disbelief.

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Re: Soon2BMrs just gave me a good idea.

  • imagedehko:

    Lets ask "medical" questions and see if LoveofJoe has heard dumber questions.  Personally, I didn't think Soon2B's quesion was dumb at all, but now I'm curious as to what LoveofJoe has been asked...

    I must admit this is also inspired by people asking me legal questions all the darn time.  Usually my answer is "I don't know" but sometimes people (okay, usually DH) give me legal hypotheticals that have me looking at him in disbelief.

    I do this to Jake all of the time. Devil And, then I argue with him about it. So much fun.

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  • Question #1: I just took a whole box of Luden's cherry cough drops.  Should I call poison control?

    Question #2: Could I get pregnant from swallowing after a BJ?

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  • imageJennrs:
    imagedehko:

    Lets ask "medical" questions and see if LoveofJoe has heard dumber questions.  Personally, I didn't think Soon2B's quesion was dumb at all, but now I'm curious as to what LoveofJoe has been asked...

    I must admit this is also inspired by people asking me legal questions all the darn time.  Usually my answer is "I don't know" but sometimes people (okay, usually DH) give me legal hypotheticals that have me looking at him in disbelief.

    I do this to Jake all of the time. Devil And, then I argue with him about it. So much fun.

    Wow, you guys sound like us so much its hysterical.

    ETA: I don't know about you, but his questions usually focus on felonies.  Ex: Someone steals my wallet.  I punch him in the face and he dies. Murder?  Etc.

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  • This is one of the funnier ones DH has shared with me (and Heather [soon2bemrs] may especially appreciate this since she is Jewish).

    A man called in the middle of the night and had the on-call doctor (DH) paged and what he wanted to know was if he could use a suppository he'd be prescribed earlier in the week because it was {a jewish holiday I forget which one} and he was fasting.  DH was like "you know it doesn't go in your mouth, right....." :)

  • imageJennrs:
    imagedehko:

    Lets ask "medical" questions and see if LoveofJoe has heard dumber questions.  Personally, I didn't think Soon2B's quesion was dumb at all, but now I'm curious as to what LoveofJoe has been asked...

    I must admit this is also inspired by people asking me legal questions all the darn time.  Usually my answer is "I don't know" but sometimes people (okay, usually DH) give me legal hypotheticals that have me looking at him in disbelief.

    I do this to Jake all of the time. Devil And, then I argue with him about it. So much fun.

    DH does it to me as well.  He's seen one too many episodes of Law & Order.  And then he argues when I tell him the answer or that I don't know.  Because, you know I'm supposed to know arcane estate law issues even though I've never even remotely practiced that kind of law or taken any related classes.

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  • H likes to ask me legal questions too, which I really don't get, since you know, I'm not a lawyer.

    My brother and I always compare "people are stupid" stories when we get together. My office practices personal injury law (stupid people getting hurt and trying to get money), and my brother is a paramedic both on an ambulance and at the ER.

  • imagenaylon511:

    This is one of the funnier ones DH has shared with me (and Heather [soon2bemrs] may especially appreciate this since she is Jewish).

    A man called in the middle of the night and had the on-call doctor (DH) paged and what he wanted to know was if he could use a suppository he'd be prescribed earlier in the week because it was {a jewish holiday I forget which one} and he was fasting.  DH was like "you know it doesn't go in your mouth, right....." :)

    That is hysterical!  

  • imageSoon2BMRS615:
    imagenaylon511:

    This is one of the funnier ones DH has shared with me (and Heather [soon2bemrs] may especially appreciate this since she is Jewish).

    A man called in the middle of the night and had the on-call doctor (DH) paged and what he wanted to know was if he could use a suppository he'd be prescribed earlier in the week because it was {a jewish holiday I forget which one} and he was fasting.  DH was like "you know it doesn't go in your mouth, right....." :)

    That is hysterical!  

    HAH!

    When I was at the ob/gyn last month, I heard a woman repeatedly asking if it was ok to eat cream cheese because "I thought I couldn't eat any soft cheeses.  Cream cheese is a soft cheese, right?"  The nurse was explaining to her that is has to do with pasteurization.  When she was leaving, I heard her say "this is stupid, cream cheese is definitely softer than bleu cheese."  WHAT? 

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  • Here is my actual dumb medical question:  I am taking Zofran which causes constipation and Keflex which causes diarrhea.  WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!
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  • imagestar678:
    Here is my actual dumb medical question:  I am taking Zofran which causes constipation and Keflex which causes diarrhea.  WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!

    You'll be just right Stick out tongue lol!

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