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honey, I love you, but...

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What I'm looking forward to in 2012:

eating our way through (northern) Italy on vacation.

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Re: honey, I love you, but...

  • ... but really there is no need to gas me out of it totally when you do a "dutch oven"! Really, it is not an acceptable way of warming the bed...
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  • when I told you that I needed to wake up with your alarm clock, I meant it. I totally love that you let me sleep because I looked so peaceful, and you tried to be quiet and such, but really. Not only did I miss the chance to do some stuff and/or hang out with my dad who's leaving today (saw him for 10 minutes, just before his cab came), but this is putting me right back in jet lag mode. So honey, I love you, but if I tell you I plan to wake up with your alarm, please, please don't let me sleep! 

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    What I'm looking forward to in 2012:

    eating our way through (northern) Italy on vacation.

    Eating our way through (northern) Italy on vacation

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  • I have felt sick now for 8 weeks straight, DH told me the other day that he would like me to try harder to cook nicer meals at night, that they haven't been as good since I got pregnant again!  He got a pretty major side eye for that one.
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  • imagemrshooi:
    I have felt sick now for 8 weeks straight, DH told me the other day that he would like me to try harder to cook nicer meals at night, that they haven't been as good since I got pregnant again!  He got a pretty major side eye for that one.

    Well, maybe you're sick because your meals haven't been as nice ;)

    *ducks for cover - knowing full well that using man-logic on other women is not a good thing to do*


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    What I'm looking forward to in 2012:

    eating our way through (northern) Italy on vacation.

    Eating our way through (northern) Italy on vacation

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  • Lol!  Men, sometimes I would love to apply a filter between their brains and their mouths!
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  • When I tell you the options are A,B and C. Please give your opinion on those. Don't tell me that you think option Y sounds good and i should look for that. Since I'm the one that did all the research and actually went to the store to check your no basis in reality, fantasy world, option Y just ticks me off.
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  • . . . stuffing as many clothes as you can into the washing machine and doing nothing else does not mean you've done the washing.  Doing the washing is a 4 step process.  Step 1 - select the clothes you want to wash and place the SMALL load into the washer.  Step 2 - put the soap in and press the correct buttons.  Step 3 - take the clothes out and fold.  Step 4 - PUT THEM AWAY.

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  • imagelittle red buttons:

    . . . stuffing as many clothes as you can into the washing machine and doing nothing else does not mean you've done the washing.  Doing the washing is a 4 step process.  Step 1 - select the clothes you want to wash and place the SMALL load into the washer.  Step 2 - put the soap in and press the correct buttons.  Step 3 - take the clothes out and fold.  Step 4 - PUT THEM AWAY.

    DH does a lot around the house but laundry is one task that I have given up on him ever being able to do properly. And by properly I mean not put a wollen jersey on 90C or red socks with my white shirts.

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  • ...throwing a fit when our kid wakes up at 4 am is not acceptable. Stomping out of the room and slamming the door makes you seem like a 4 year old. Do it again and you'll find yourself on the couch for a month.
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  • ... promising to use your patience and man strength to wash the dish I left in the wash up for you and then forgetting about it and leaving the ice cold dirty wash basin for me to find in the morning does not make me happy.

    P.S The dish is still soaking and waiting for you.

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  • imagemrshooi:
    I have felt sick now for 8 weeks straight, DH told me the other day that he would like me to try harder to cook nicer meals at night, that they haven't been as good since I got pregnant again!  He got a pretty major side eye for that one.

     Whoa.  H would get more than just a side eye for that comment.  

  • ...your video games are annoying. I don't want to see them on the TV ever.  I'm glad you stay up after I go to bed to play now.  
  • ...look in your car for all of 1 whole minute for my purse this morning and yell at me from downstairs it isn't in there, thus making me get out of bed in the freezing cold, go downstairs outside, move one sweater to find my g*damn purse in your g*odamn car.

    Oh and go to bed at 9pm last night and wake up at 9am this morning--then *** you have to work today.  I slept for 30 minutes total--have to clean the whole house for our guests this weekend, steam clean upstairs and our couches, make your f*cking dinner, grocery shop and make a dessert for your 50 person office party. 

    Love, Your Very Pregnant and Pissed Off Wife

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  • ... it's no use telling me you'll do the dishes and leaving them there for another 24 hours.

  • ...just because I buy a new box/bottle of something doesn't mean you don't have to use up the open one first.  You know there's a problem when you wind up with 3 open jars of mayo in the fridge. 

  • imageShekels831:

    ...look in your car for all of 1 whole minute for my purse this morning and yell at me from downstairs it isn't in there, thus making me get out of bed in the freezing cold, go downstairs outside, move one sweater to find my g*damn purse in your g*odamn car.

    Oh and go to bed at 9pm last night and wake up at 9am this morning--then *** you have to work today.  I slept for 30 minutes total--have to clean the whole house for our guests this weekend, steam clean upstairs and our couches, make your f*cking dinner, grocery shop and make a dessert for your 50 person office party. 

    Love, Your Very Pregnant and Pissed Off Wife

     Ouch... 

    I might "forget" about maybe his dinner?  Or the dessert?  Say you were feeling nauseous and couldn't look at the food after grocery shopping? Light headed even?

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  • imageThe Irish Gal:
    imageShekels831:

    ...look in your car for all of 1 whole minute for my purse this morning and yell at me from downstairs it isn't in there, thus making me get out of bed in the freezing cold, go downstairs outside, move one sweater to find my g*damn purse in your g*odamn car.

    Oh and go to bed at 9pm last night and wake up at 9am this morning--then *** you have to work today.  I slept for 30 minutes total--have to clean the whole house for our guests this weekend, steam clean upstairs and our couches, make your f*cking dinner, grocery shop and make a dessert for your 50 person office party. 

    Love, Your Very Pregnant and Pissed Off Wife

     Ouch... 

    I might "forget" about maybe his dinner?  Or the dessert?  Say you were feeling nauseous and couldn't look at the food after grocery shopping? Light headed even?

    Yeah---soooo not making dinner tonight.  Sleeping instead.  I'd skip making the dessert too, but I promised him and his boss I'd do that weeks ago.

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  • ... it would be highly appreciated if you could stay awake to massage my aching shoulders after working a full day, pregnant, and making your dinner since you are incapable of cooking. You're tired? At least you can sleep normally!
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  • ..."I'm sorry, but you're being a total psycho." does not count as an apology. An apology should be sincere, not followed by an insult. And don't you dare blame my anger at you on my hormones. No, I'm not on my period and it is not almost due. I'm pissed at you because you're an idiot. >_> lol
  • chewing a cough drop is the OPPOSITE of what you are supposed to do with one. Laying in bed complaining that your throat hurts still after you chewed it is even more annoying.
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