At my old place, I got to be pretty good friends with my downstairs neighbor. She had a nasty break-up after a long-term relationship and was enjoying the dating world again.
One night she was bragging and telling me the story of the married guy she had classes with. He was texting her a bunch of dirty things. I remember her saying "He's coming over here to f*ck me tomorrow."
I just remember thinking so much less of her.
And then she actually said "I bet you're jealous, too, a little bit."
No, no I'm not.
I actually tried to put it nicer (I don't know why) and said "Actually I'm thinking of all the ways I'd brain DH if I ever found shiit like that on his phone."
Her response: "Oh, he has a lock on it. She won't find out."
Yeah, not the point I was making.
We didn't hang out much after that.
Re: Speaking of my affair post
Word.
BTW, how are you twelve weeks already?!? Geez, time flies!
Me either! Absolutely disgusting!