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Virgind Diaries - Spoilers

Holy S Balls, please tell me someone else is watching this premiere! Omg the line of back rubs? The never having kissed husband? The repetitive use of the word excitement? And the guy whose mom actually tells him that he should just get his virginity taken care of!!?!?!?!?!??! HOW IS THIS SHOW REAL? HOW? This is a life changer.
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  • It's becoming obvious why these people are virgins.

    And why on earth would you tell someone you're a virgin on a first date?

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  • Not even like sex virgins, these people are like.. conversation virgins. Even their parents are afraid for them.

    And the married couple, that guy is seriously dead inside.

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  • My husband keeps looking at me and saying "what the fvck are we watching?" LOL

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  • I am cracking up myself watching this lol!! I cannot believe that the engaged couple has not at least kissed omg..It looks like they just rub their noses together, hug and kiss each other on the cheek...The other guy, the 35 year old, has never had sex either? You might have thought he would have in college. The girl who just went on a date and she brought that up, that she is a virgin..Wow, to me, that is awkward...It is interesting lol!!
  • I can't stop texting people to turn on TLC. I want everyone I know to tune in for this so that when I spend the rest of the week (or until the next episode) airs talking about it.
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    That kiss....Indifferent

    I love the grandmother, "They looked like they want to eat each other up.." erm. Plus, the bride is crazy eager to get to business, which is why she keeps bragging about her disturbing lingerie.

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    That kiss....Indifferent

    I cant stop laughing!!!!


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    That kiss....Indifferent

    I cant stop laughing!!!!

    I know it is very funny..Plus she looks like she wants to pounce on her "prey" er I mean groom lol....

  • "So you're waiting for someone special?"

    "No."

    "Just a willing friend? or participant?"

    OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG whoa

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  • The guys all dropped their faces when the one gal said she was a virgin...He claims he is one too? Give me a break buddy!! I don't think so..I can smell you from a mile away!!
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    The guys all dropped their faces when the one gal said she was a virgin...He claims he is one too? Give me a break buddy!! I don't think so..I can smell you from a mile away!!

    There's no way all 3 of them are virgins. The dudes are totally lying.

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  • I love that they wrapped up with multiple virgins remaining (added), and that couples kissing only became more grotesque.
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  • I loved it in the end when the married couple said "Yes we consummated the marriage" and the camera panned over to a larger water fountain. Yeah I bet thats how it was the night before. LOL

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  • I just got to the first kiss part. There are NO words. Oh my GOD. I couldn't tell if she was trying to eat him. Or give him mouth to mouth resusitation, And his song? Was it only two lines? And the repeat kisses were SO scary. Holy cow. Oh my gosh. Why is she eating his lips? I think SHE is the bad kisser...
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    I think SHE is the bad kisser...

    ITA!  She looked like a fish kissing- it looked like a hundred little pecks per minute done at such a frantic pace.  I loved how her one friend was like 'Just do what feels natural... but don't smash your whole face against him.'

    Also, it seemed like the bride's dad was way too interested in her wedding night.  I come from a very open family and my father never had a hard time talking about sex with us BUT I doubt he'd ever say anything like 'I'd love to be a fly on that wall to see what sort of awkwardness happens.'  Please keep any comments about watching your virgin daughter have sex to yourself!

     

  • omg and the mom tearing up because sex was going to cause her daughter phys discomfort.

     

  • I missed it!  Ugh!  Just searched for it and have it set to record the repeat...on the freaking 14th!
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  • I have so much to say.....so much! I was afraid DH and I were going to wake up our kids because we were laughing and commenting so loud. We must have paused it a dozen times so we could make comments on what we just saw without missing anything else.

    The bald guy Carey? Totally gay. When that woman was all over him and he said he didn't sleep with her because he wasn't attracted to her, DH said "yeah, that's because she's not a dude". And how about him telling his date right off the bat that he's a virgin and also hasn't been on a date in months? "I've never known anyone who was still a virgin in their 30's.....or in their 20's." His date was hilarious.

    Ok, and the three virgin roomates? The "reclaimed virgin"???? was she just trying to "fit in" with her other roomates? That was so strange.

    And on my. The virgin couple.That guy was completely dead inside. My jaw dropped at so many of the things he said. On his wedding day: "this is really happening. I can't turn back time." About his wedding night "it wasn't as great as I was thinking it would be". About his wife "she just kept wanting to kiss me", said with the most deadpan look I've ever seen. And his body language? He couldn't be leaning further away from her.

     

  • Okay...One of the girls that room together is NOT a virgin. She slept w/7 of her ex boyfriends (she admitted on the show). Now she wants to "reclaim" her virginity and wait until she gets married. It doesn't work that way sweetheart.
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  • I couldn't stop shrieking throughout the show - half from laughter and half from the abject horror of it all.

    I paused it at one point in the middle of one of those "kisses" just so I could see the mechanics of it.  He had his lips pursed like a fish and she had her mouth open as far as it would go...he was literally kissing her teeth while she sucked him in.  I need some brain bleach after seeing that.

    I think a couple of those guys (and girls) need to have some honest conversations with themselves about their sexuality.  I feel sorry for the bride in a way - how badly must you feel about yourself that you're willing to settle for a guy like that?  I can't even wrap my brain around wanting to be with man who radiated the warmth of a Frigidaire. 

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  • I am so sad I missed it. I will hopefully catch a repeat. lol
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    Okay...One of the girls that room together is NOT a virgin. She slept w/7 of her ex boyfriends (she admitted on the show). Now she wants to "reclaim" her virginity and wait until she gets married. It doesn't work that way sweetheart.

    Exactly. I'd give her one time, maybe, she made a mistake & went too far, but not 7 boyfriends. Say you want to change your ways, sure but you can't "reclaim" your virginity at that point

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    I think a couple of those guys (and girls) need to have some honest conversations with themselves about their sexuality.  I feel sorry for the bride in a way - how badly must you feel about yourself that you're willing to settle for a guy like that?  I can't even wrap my brain around wanting to be with man who radiated the warmth of a Frigidaire. 

    And she isn't even that bad of a looking girl. She could have done better.

    I don't know if he could have made it anymore obvious that he wanted to run far far away from her. He obviously has some isses, perhaps homosexuality or other intimacy issues, that should have been addressed!

    It is just so weird to not see them both being horny toads. Like you wait that long and put so much emphasis on it and he looked scared lol.

    If she kisses the way she does can you imagine what she did in the bedroom to that poor guy lol.

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    I think a couple of those guys (and girls) need to have some honest conversations with themselves about their sexuality.  I feel sorry for the bride in a way - how badly must you feel about yourself that you're willing to settle for a guy like that?  I can't even wrap my brain around wanting to be with man who radiated the warmth of a Frigidaire. 

    And she isn't even that bad of a looking girl. She could have done better.

    I don't know if he could have made it anymore obvious that he wanted to run far far away from her. He obviously has some isses, perhaps homosexuality or other intimacy issues, that should have been addressed!

    It is just so weird to not see them both being horny toads. Like you wait that long and put so much emphasis on it and he looked scared lol.

    If she kisses the way she does can you imagine what she did in the bedroom to that poor guy lol.

    I know! At one point we paused it, and she was leaning so far into him, just gazing at him like he was a greek god. He was staring straight ahead with absolutely no expression on his face whatsoever. It was as if she did not even exist.  

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    My husband keeps looking at me and saying "what the fvck are we watching?" LOL

     

    LMAO!

    This show is soooo weird.  WHO are these people!??!  Gah! 

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    I think a couple of those guys (and girls) need to have some honest conversations with themselves about their sexuality.  I feel sorry for the bride in a way - how badly must you feel about yourself that you're willing to settle for a guy like that?  I can't even wrap my brain around wanting to be with man who radiated the warmth of a Frigidaire. 

    My thought, too, is that her family didn't put these weird abstinence expectations on her. They all seemed quite surprised that she wanted to be a virgin and safe her first kiss, and they all seemed a little disturbed by his, um, soul-lessness. It didn't seem to me that anyone in her life had pushed her to be in a relationship that dysfunctional. Yes, her dad was creepy, but he seemed creepy out of finding them creepy more than anything.

    And, I'm sorry, that girl whose had sex seven times seemed too normal to be claiming her roommates and their styles. She was like, yeah I banged every boyfriend I've ever had. And then when the roommates said they'd have a great first time with their husbands and she basically laughed I kept wondering why do you live here? Why do you live in this environment? When the three of them were giving each other backrubs in a line was when I couldn't understand the living situation anymore.

    Overall, this show was sort of sad. It was funny because it was over the top, but it's odd that people could be this afraid or distanced from intimacy that they don't want to kiss each other until marriage but put their eyeballs together. Or that a grown man feels he needs to tell every date he manages to get that he can't ever manage a date outside of that one. And ALL of these people seemed to have parents, which was the most disturbing part. There's nothing to "blame" this on, you know, know reason to say well it's all they know--it really wasn't.

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  • I am late here - but OMFG those roommates can NOT believe those guys were all virgins, too. I feel so sorry for them...

    And the couple who hadn't kissed - I feel sorry for the guy. I think it was totally the wife who was a terrible kisser. Now he's stuck with her - and probably "this is what all the fuss was about?" Poor sucker will never know that it can be better. 

     

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