First, she has lost a ton of weight. Second, they diagnose her with lupus. Now they suspect she might have colon cancer and is getting checked out next week for it.
Granny "I gotta drink all this ***?
Me "yeah, you have to get cleaned ut granny, so they can see what's going on"
Granny "well crap.....literally, I'm going to crap so much I'll end up a raisin at the end of this"
Me "yeah, you're right."
Granny "you know their gonna go up my butt with a movie camera, right?"
Me "no, they are doing it via ct or MRI this time, it's a virtual buttcam"
Granny "well if they aren't putting a camera up my butt, then I shouldn't have to drink this!"
Me "granny, you have to. They said so. They're the boss. Like Obama"
Granny " my dr isn't black!"
Me ....sigh.......
Re: Oh granny
^^ What she said.
This.
I love your granny conversations. Keep 'em comin'.
Also, GL!