so I listed on CL some martini glasses that I got at my wedding shower that we have never used. Today I got these emails. Crack me up, should be on "best of craigslist"!
1st email:
"Diana, This is so rude of you. I bought those for you and jeremy because
you registered for them! You know I am always on craigslist, so how
rude to sell these on here. If you decided you didn't want them, you
give them to goodwill. Don't be a rude little *** and try to hurt Suzi
and my feelings. Dan"
I didn't even get a chance to respond by the time I saw it and then got this one:
"Is this the posting of Diana and Jeremy? I think I may have gone a little overboard. The martini glasses we bought for a wedding gift for them might look a little different, or my wife thinks so at least. Dan"
Hahaha....So I replied:
"Ok, this just had me cracking up! Unfortunately, (or fortunately!) this is not Diana and Jeremy
And I actually got these at my wedding shower to be more exact....ha!"
Dan's response:
"Thanks Holly, This is kind of funny, but you have obviously never met Diana! She can be so snooty sometimes. This would be her typical little bitchy move that she does when trying to be a drama queen. Suzi, told me I was jumping to conclusions like usual. And she was probably right. Maybe we should buy those glasses from you! Dan"
I'm cracking up. Thanks for the laugh Dan ![]()
Re: Best of CL (actual reply to my ad!) -fixed it :) and added more
Ok. So I think I figured this out.
You posted some glasses to sell. Someone named Dan found the listing and decided that they were the glasses that he and his wife Suzi got for Diana and Jeremy. Clearly you are not Diana and/or Jeremy.
So Dan decided to write you a crabby message telling you how awful you were for selling the glasses because he thinks he gave them to you. Then he shows his wife and his wife says, "oh no. The ones we got for Diana and Jeremy were different." Dan feels like a twatwaffle and emails again telling you that he may have gone a little overboard.
Right? If so.... awesome. :-)
Married the love of my life 6/3/06
Became a family of three 8/25/09
Holy cow, we're going to have a little sister!!
Paranoid much, Dan? Someone has waaaaayyyyyy too much time on their hands!