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A winner...from POF

Got this message this morning on POF. He attached a pic of his dog...but it's not cute enough to overshadow the gem of an email:

Subject: Can you please date my dad!

Hi my name is Bob the boxer. I'm looking for a nice women for my dad. I'm also looking for a step mom. My new step mom would have to give my lots of snacks and rub my belly. So about my dad. He's not cool like me. Does not know how to talk to women.

Do you believe in New Years magic. I do.

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Re: A winner...from POF

  • Oh my gosh. Poor guy! I bet some shy woman with 15 cats will get this and fall instantly in love, though!
    She's crafty - and she's just my type.
  • imageMintChocoChip:

    Got this message this morning on POF. He attached a pic of his dog...but it's not cute enough to overshadow the gem of an email:

    Subject: Can you please date my dad!

    Hi my name is Bob the boxer. I'm looking for a nice women for my dad. I'm also looking for a step mom. My new step mom would have to give my lots of snacks and rub my belly. So about my dad. He's not cool like me. Does not know how to talk to women.

    Do you believe in New Years magic. I do.

    Um., yeeeeeah, this is evident.. lol!!!!

  • Oh good lord.  Obviously that's a delete with no response!

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  • imageturtle1120:

    Oh good lord.  Obviously that's a delete with no response!

    If by "delete with no response" you mean "save and post on the internet" then, YES!

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  • Holy cow! I bet he lives in his parent's basement! Stick out tongue
  • Lol well at least it gave you (and all of us) a good laugh and also good that it wasn't sexually creepy like most of the ones I used to get.
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  • Awww...at least it's somewhat original, right?
  • Did his profile have any pics of him at all or was it just the dog?
  • imageDorisWE:
    Did his profile have any pics of him at all or was it just the dog?

    Him and the dog as a puppy.  He's not terrible looking and should really ditch the dog act.

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  • imageMintChocoChip:

    imageDorisWE:
    Did his profile have any pics of him at all or was it just the dog?

    Him and the dog as a puppy.  He's not terrible looking and should really ditch the dog act.

    I wonder if it worked for him at some point and he's just running with it?!?

  • What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.
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  • imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    *The only way to dream is big*
  • imagebaw1981:

    imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    You mean email back and forth with the pup?  hahaha

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  • imageMintChocoChip:
    imagebaw1981:

    imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    You mean email back and forth with the pup?  hahaha

    OMG...send one from a cat...that would be entertaining!

  • imageDorisWE:
    imageMintChocoChip:
    imagebaw1981:

    imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    You mean email back and forth with the pup?  hahaha

    OMG...send one from a cat...that would be entertaining!

    HA!!  OMG please do this.. I would die laughing!

  • imageAudg:
    imageDorisWE:
    imageMintChocoChip:
    imagebaw1981:

    imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    You mean email back and forth with the pup?  hahaha

    OMG...send one from a cat...that would be entertaining!

    HA!!  OMG please do this.. I would die laughing!

    YES DO IT!!! That would be awesome.

    *The only way to dream is big*
  • imageAudg:
    imageDorisWE:
    imageMintChocoChip:
    imagebaw1981:

    imageHoolyGo:
    What a dreamboat! I'd be tempted to correspond with him just to see how long he keeps up the dog routine.

    I know! Depending how bored I am, I would too just to see how long he keeps it up.  

    You mean email back and forth with the pup?  hahaha

    OMG...send one from a cat...that would be entertaining!

    HA!!  OMG please do this.. I would die laughing!

    You ladies are mean!  I couldn't, I just couldn't...poor guy!

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  • LOL!!! You should totally create an AE email addy from the cat!  I LOVE that idea.
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  • I think he is either sweet or super weird. I can't decide
  • imageCarrotsMakeMeFat:
    I think he is either sweet or super weird. I can't decide

    I thought sweet until I read the step mom part--that just makes the guy look desperate!
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  • IDK..I'd rather give it a shot with someone socially awkward versus a total douche
  • See for me it's the last line that kills it. I have never heard of "New Years magic". And even if I had, I wouldn't want this dude to perform some for me. 

    Unless that last line is you being facetious, MCC, in which case I just sounded like a big ole b!tch.

  • imagetrafficgirl:

    See for me it's the last line that kills it. I have never heard of "New Years magic". And even if I had, I wouldn't want this dude to perform some for me. 

    Unless that last line is you being facetious, MCC, in which case I just sounded like a big ole b!tch.

    Yeah I have no idea what new years magic is...and I think I'm ok never knowing! 

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