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crazy

I'm doing my normal lurking thing and this was the second post I came across on that board where women were scared/grossed out by semen. I'm just wondering why marry a man if you dont like what comes with it?

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/1/61815633/ShowThread.aspx

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Re: crazy

  • imageF15Wife:
    I think the best way to "get it all out" is to go pee right after sex. That gets the majority out.

    What in the damn hell???  You idiot.... Your urethra is not in your vag.

    ::headdesk::

    The majority of those women shouldn't be having sex if they can't comprehend basic frikkin' anatomy.

    Oh, and the comment about being on the pill "closing things off"?  UGH!!!

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  • That thread is hilarious. I especially liked this comment "Douches have no use anywhere near your vagina - human or otherwise! "
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  • I saw that thread last night and showed it to FI. We both got a good laugh at it.
  • I have no words. Well, except these.
  • TURKEY BASTER!?!?!  For the love of God.

    That post has my jaw on the floor.  The mess has never "confused" me or seemed bad.  I'll use a kleenex sometimes, or I just run to the bathroom, or.... who the F knows. 

    But cripes. 

     

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  • imageEastCoastBride:

    TURKEY BASTER!?!?!  For the love of God.

     I really hope that poster is a troll. Because she has some gems in this thread.

    http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/61750414.aspx

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  • this is the craziest thread ever.  I was trying to remember if I was grossed out by semen back when I started having sex, and maybe this was just a phenomonon of newly deflowered virgins, but I can't imagine that I ever was.  I personally think that wet spots are a mark of a great time had by all, and yes, they dry!
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  • Personally, the immediately after deluge never bothered me, but the hours later surprise dripping I could do without. And yes, it does happen, even though I have a rudimentary understanding of my own anatomy.
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  • It surprises me when people are so shocked by the mess sex makes. I can't remember ever thinking twice about it.

    I agree with you, Broc. When you think you're done cleaning up and have moved on to something else and there's a slow drip making it's way down your leg- that's fuckingannoying.  It always comes at a time when it is either really inconvenient to go take care of it or inappropriate, like when you are giving your MOH toast at a wedding.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • Does this happen to everyone else? Or is it just me? Is it because I am on birth control still that makes it so semen can't fully go into the vaginal cavity so it just falls out? (remember I'm new at the semen insertion) 

    This is absolutely hysterical. What a dumbass. I love that she thinks it's going to sneak up her bum.

  • Seriously I don't get it.  Are you serious?  The pill closes you off?  WHAAAT!?  This offends me because 1) she doesn't know her own anatomy and 2) she's taking medication without researching what it does to her body.

    Not to sound like we're entirely crass, but H and I will finish sometimes and he'll tell me, "You might want to hurry."

     It's just life people!

  • Did you notice the OP who says her vagina is "closed off" due to birth control came back on the 2nd page to say that she TEACHES sex-ed?

     

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  • imageTheGrimGyno:

    Did you notice the OP who says her vagina is "closed off" due to birth control came back on the 2nd page to say that she TEACHES sex-ed?

     

    You took the words right out of my mouth- I would love to know the teen pregnancy rate in the town where she teaches sex ed!!!!

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  • I seriously wonder how old those women are. Lol @ the BJ thread too. I want to help them. :(

    If you knew better, you'd do better.
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