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My jaw is halfway to China by now

"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: My jaw is halfway to China by now
I really don't want to hurt my pimp of a husband's feelings. I feel so bad. I hope I am not making a mistake.
Dude.
I cannot decide what I am more shocked by, that her H made her sleep with of his friends or that she did and does not want to hur him by leaving.
Or even floyd's husband.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
From the few times I've tried my hand at AEs, I know it's hard to not go for overkill and drama. So when I read one that is more emotional and light on gory details, I tend to buy them more than a fun, crazy one. My instincts lean toward legit on this one.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Word.
I love Auntie Fenton's AE 101 classes. More!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.