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Stay skinny so you can meet a man at the grocery store!

I'm not easily offended by ads. But this? Blows my mind. Is it really 2012? Because I think Crystal Light forgot.

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(if you can't read the small text, under the "Stay light. 5 Calories. 0 Guilt." it says "Because you never know.")

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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.

Re: Stay skinny so you can meet a man at the grocery store!

  • Damnit, I meant to put this on ML. Oh well, I'll put it both places because maybe it'll generate some discussion tomorrow.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I had some crazy guy tell me that he was going to make me his wife at a grocery store once.
    Lilypie Fourth Birthday tickers
  • imageStatlerWaldorf:
    I had some crazy guy tell me that he was going to make me his wife at a grocery store once.

    Had you been drinking your Crystal Light?! See....??? Stick out tongue

  • imageStatlerWaldorf:
    I had some crazy guy tell me that he was going to make me his wife at a grocery store once.

    Were you wearing stiletto heels? I hear that changes how men look at your body and makes them think of prostitutes or something. I wasn't clear on what that lady on ML was getting at yesterday.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Yeah, I'd say it's marketed to stupid girls at best, but I met Kevin at a gas station, so there's that. 
  • This doesn't move the needle on my Offensive Meter very much, though it's dumb.
  • TSDTSD member
    Well, I've been drinking crystal lite since the beginning of time and I had to resort to hundreds of internet dates to meet my husband. I must have been going to the wrong supermarkets. Or too into the food I was buying to check out the guys squeezing melons.
  • imageStatlerWaldorf:
    I had some crazy guy tell me that he was going to make me his wife at a grocery store once.

     I had to double-check my reading a few times to make sure you didn't write "I had some crazy guy tell me that he was going to make me eat his wife at a grocery store once."

    Very bizarre and made me silly laugh.

    My darling daughter just turned 4 years old.
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