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ostatekris05
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Someone just asked "Why am I not impregnated?"
We have this real douch of a salesman at our office. He's the total touchy-feely creeper type. As I'm walking through the office he interrupts me with this:
Him- "How's married life?"
Me- "Great, just gets better every day." (obvious exaggeration to try to make him leave me alone)
Him- "Why aren't you impregnated yet?"
Me- "That's a bit personal, I don't think it's any of your business."
Him- "Well, I'm just curious. So, are you planning on having any children?"
Me- "I'm not sure." (as I go into my office which luckily has a door)
WTF??
Re: Someone just asked "Why am I not impregnated?"
my bookshelf!
Bloggy
"I am not impregnated because I am really a man. Get that? I HAVE NO OVARIES"
That usually stops people in their tracks pretty quickly.
I like this! A lady at work said I should tell him I have a hostile womb. She heard it on the Soprano's.
I did ask him why he wasn't impregnated, and he said "I can't get pregnant, you can". Which made the conversation even more creepy.