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A nice LONG gem of an email from my POF mailbox. lol
Hi, my name is Mike, I live alone no kids
never been married have my own car love children and animal dog I am 6tf
190bls and low hair cut carry myself well like to have fun. that is it
about me darling,I am looking to make a real connection here.To date,a
friend, that has a potential to grow into a deeper feeling for each
other. I'd like to meet someone who has at least the same level of
education as myself. and I actually don?t even like the internet dating
thing, but, I thought hey why not give it a shot. well I am still on
here! LOL.I was born and raised in New jersey (central) Let, me describe
me as a fun, happy, outgoing person. I?m a very down-to-earth Gentlemen
who loves to make people laugh. also very friendly, honest(sometimes
too honest), loyal, intelligent, Kind, respectful, and independent. I'm
single and have no children. Yes I?m single live alone and own a car. I
am waiting for a person who I can consider my equal and who is always up
for a challenge. Must have sense of humor So as you can see. I have
everything going in my life and am now, looking to settle down. I have a
big heart and a lot to offer to the right person. I'm hoping to find. a
person who has a big heart, has patience and understanding, honest and
loyal and has a good head on Her Shoulders, someone who can make me
laugh Yet, knows when to be serious.
darling I like the way you
look stunning sexy hot nice. well you are certainly looks good from the
outside but I wonder how beautiful is your inside really and truly is
darling, uh brutally honest at times. looking for someone who can be
faithful and trustworthy. to me. good conversation. don't play games,
and won't tolerate dishonest people. looking for a soul mate but could
always use a new friend. Look no further, I'm who you've been looking
for! baby look at those sexy eyes It's like they're talking to me. but
what are they saying I don't know, but whatever it is, it's by far the
most fascinating eyes I ever seeing in my life, look I'm convince! tell
me more! baby anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. you
seem like a very infatuate kind of woman to be with you be my desire, I
will be your delight I adore the way you look, you are ABSOLUTE BEAUTY?
stunning eyes and an amazing gorgeous smile wow? you have got a very
mysterious look about you haven?t you; I would love to see you up close
and personal.
Mr. Webster needs to redefine the word "SEXY" in
his dictionary with your name and your pictures! on it you are truly an
outstanding! girl wow I don?t think I have the words, but I guess,
beautiful will do just fine. absolutely sexy hey sexy you are surely the
wifely material type oh yeah don?t be shy! your beautiful go ahead and
turn around. you are gorgeous, you have a perfect body, and you are just
beautiful awesome photos
I'WONDER: If I ever bumped into you
randomly on the street, and I say hello to you what would happen would
you have ask me for my telephone number what is your secret those pretty
eyes of yours are the boss of me. seriously darling. In New Jersey
County, those sexy pretty eyes will protect me and you from any and all
criminal prosecution as long as you keep them closer right into my face
and the sheriff, I'll let you and any accomplices you got do all of the
crime and none of the time
Remember you can look everywhere and
never find what you are looking for, but if you just listen to your
heart and believe that God is near, you might just find what you are
seeking without knowing it!
my cell 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx and I will be
glad to respond to you email or your call I want to talk to you
darling, please let me know if there is anything else you will like to
know all you have to do is ask me. hope to hear from you sooner bye now,
have a nice day!! have a wonderful day and a terrific afternoon. look
forward to hearing from you! later?send me your phone number Baby !!!!
and please don?t be shy please. feel free to send me
I feel like I at least have to send him a "no thanks, good luck" email. Longest email I have ever received.lolol
Re: A nice LONG gem of an email from my POF mailbox. lol
He has no kids and has a job. He thinks you are sexy.
I dont see why your underpants havent magically dropped.
lol
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
Love it! That's a good laugh to start the morning off. I will say, though, that according to his emails he's a few steps ahead of my xbf!
WOW .. don't even know where to begin.. but why all this talk about criminal prosecution?? LOL! And in New Jersey County (where is that btw??) LOL
Sounds like the kinda gem of a guy you'd see them searching for on the evening news....
That email could be cut in half if he didn't repeat himself like 25 times on each point he mentioned. Also the lack of punctuation, the run on sentences, the fragments, and the grammatical errors all made me want to scream.
I wouldn't even respond at all to him.
Yeah, and did he mention he's single and lives alone with no kids....darlin?
Ha!
Oh wow. That reads like one of those Nigerian banking scams! LOL
ETA: I think I figured it out. Mike, New Jersey, Has a car, criminal prosecution...
I was totally thinking the same thing. It sounds like he put it through google translate. I think this has to be some sort of spam/scam thing.
I put my field as "legal", so I am guessing that's what it is in reference to, possibly? lolol
That's a classic copy and paste. He sends the same exact email to everyone he contacts, notice how in that entire dissertation there is no direct reference to anything in your profile. I wonder how guys like that get by in life...SMH!
Edited to add: based on this, don't feel like you have to respond even if to say no thanks! He didn't do more than "Control C" and "control P" to send that!
I don't think it was a complete C&P, there are references to my profile and actual pictures in it. Either way, dude has issues or is a scammer. I got a laugh out of it and was creeped out simultaneously.
I was totally going to say this. I think my preschooler has better grammar than him...