Denise Fleming is a tampon

KristenBtobe · January 2012

And this inconsiderate bia in my office keeps using up my tampon supply in the bathroom. God what a twaaat.

Buy your own Tampax, when the box is stuffed way in the back of the cabinet take the hint that *** ain't complimentary.

wingedbride · January 2012

I would never keep my shiit in the bathrooms here because it would seriously be gone in no time and i would have to use some cardboard applicator crap.

lindsayll · January 2012

I've never worked somewhere where keeping them in the bathroom would even be an option. My problem has always been how to stealthily get them with me from my desk to the bathroom.

I would be annoyed. I think you should post a passive agressive strongly worded note on your box.

KristenBtobe · January 2012

There's only 5 of us in my office, and we're in an apartment so it's pretty easy to keep personal items in the bathroom. Two of the ladies are menopause age so I know it's not them.

EssBe · January 2012

Buy each of your co-workers a Diva Cup as a gift (Valentine's Day? You've got the red theme covered). Problem solved.

My office provides tampons, so I never had to worry about stealthiness. It's like the world's largest box of tampons under the counter. I wonder how old they are, actually.

HappyTummy613 · January 2012

lindsayll:

I would be annoyed. I think you should post a passive agressive strongly worded note on your box.

"NOT YOUR PONS, BIITCH."

boxerfan · January 2012

Just smear a bit of strawberry jam on the box. No one will ever touch them again.

mashedpotato · January 2012

boxerfan:
Just smear a bit of strawberry jam on the box. No one will ever touch them again.

EEEEEWW! but great idea.

KristenBtobe · January 2012

EssBe:
My office provides tampons, so I never had to worry about stealthiness. It's like the world's largest box of tampons under the counter. I wonder how old they are, actually.

Is this part of your compensation package?

TSD · January 2012

I don't know what it is about public bathrooms. Maybe women get all their feelings of oppression out or something. But, women are just GROSS in bathrooms. I wouldn't leave spare 'pons in there just because I'd be afraid some cuckoo oppressed would feel the need to smear poop on them or something. I've seen sick things in women's bathrooms that leaves me pondering how someone would even get to xyz spot to do such and such.

Put a note on them.

EssBe · January 2012

KristenBtobe:
Is this part of your compensation package?

Oh yes, of course.

When I signed my offer I made sure it listed salary, bonus, health benefits, and tampon allotment.

katie.i.do · January 2012

lindsayll:

I've never worked somewhere where keeping them in the bathroom would even be an option. My problem has always been how to stealthily get them with me from my desk to the bathroom.

I would be annoyed. I think you should post a passive agressive strongly worded note on your box.

i think if you hung a similar not on your "box", it would cease to be passive aggressive, and become just regular aggressive.

then go stand reeeealllly close to her and yell "READ THE SIGN BITCHO!!" (pelvic thrust)

FinchleyLu · January 2012

I would write your name/put a note on them. Whoever's using them might just be assuming that unless there's a name/note on something, it's up for grabs.

FallinAgain · January 2012

EssBe:
My office provides tampons, so I never had to worry about stealthiness. It's like the world's largest box of tampons under the counter. I wonder how old they are, actually.

Wouldn't it be funny if EssBe's office really doesn't provide tampons, and there's some co-worker complaining on a message board somewhere that some bia in her office keeps using her giant box of tampons?

noisy_penguin · January 2012

FallinAgain:
EssBe:
My office provides tampons, so I never had to worry about stealthiness. It's like the world's largest box of tampons under the counter. I wonder how old they are, actually.
Wouldn't it be funny if EssBe's office really doesn't provide tampons, and there's some co-worker complaining on a message board somewhere that some bia in her office keeps using her giant box of tampons?

I was just thinking that and tittering to myself.

daria405 · January 2012

And here I was all excited because I thought this thread would talk about Seth Green and pre-Twilight Peter Facinelli.

KristenBtobe · January 2012

FallinAgain:
EssBe:
My office provides tampons, so I never had to worry about stealthiness. It's like the world's largest box of tampons under the counter. I wonder how old they are, actually.
Wouldn't it be funny if EssBe's office really doesn't provide tampons, and there's some co-worker complaining on a message board somewhere that some bia in her office keeps using her giant box of tampons?

Ha!!!!

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