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Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

How about a joke?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.   While on the operating table she had a near death experience... seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!   Since she had so much mor etime to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation she was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home she was struck and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?   Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Sh*t!   I didn't recognize you!"

 

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