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You hors are BORING!!!

I'm home sick. We should party.
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  • I'm super boring today. I just ate lunch and am headed back to work in a few minutes.
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  • This has been one of the worst weeks I've experienced in years.  It's amazing how miscommunications can screw things up so much, so quickly.

    I got an email today from a military spouse.  It has a signature block, similar to that of a military signature block, except that person's duty title says, "Domestic Engineer," and there's a quote from the bible.

    I get a three day weekend and I have a Tom Hanks Netflix DVD waiting for me at home, so I'm hoping to shake this anxious feeling I've got going on.

    Twin boys due 7/25/12
  • I'm watching trashy tv. I watched Jerry Springer last night. WTF. Who would ever do that? It's ridic.
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  • imageLemonLover33:
    I'm watching trashy tv. I watched Jerry Springer last night. WTF. Who would ever do that? It's ridic.

    Ew.  I watched Maury while I was a prisoner in my home during Christmas break and I judged myself too.

    Twin boys due 7/25/12
  • A woman from a neighboring state went missing last weekend after she left her house for a run.  Police found her body this morning and my local news station just announced a "porch lights" event.  What good will it do for all of us to turn on our porch lights at a synchronized time?  I don't get it. 
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  • imageMrsOjoButtons:

    imageLemonLover33:
    I'm watching trashy tv. I watched Jerry Springer last night. WTF. Who would ever do that? It's ridic.

    Ew.  I watched Maury while I was a prisoner in my home during Christmas break and I judged myself too.

    Seriously. It's so staged. Makes me feel better about my own life. I'm trying to use my neti bottle thing. I feel like I'm waterboarding myself.
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  • imageLemonLover33:
      I'm trying to use my neti bottle thing. I feel like I'm waterboarding myself.
      Didn't you hear? The new thing is urinating on the enemy, not waterboarding.  I'm sure we can find someone for you.
    Twin boys due 7/25/12
  • I'm about to make these.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/aaron-mccargo-jr/cheese-stuffed-bacon-meatballs-recipe/index.html

    Cheese stuffed bacon meatballs: a heart attack in every tasty bite! 

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  • imageMaryboo247:

    I'm about to make these.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/aaron-mccargo-jr/cheese-stuffed-bacon-meatballs-recipe/index.html

    Cheese stuffed bacon meatballs: a heart attack in every tasty bite! 

    I'm gonna go throw up now. I'm sure they'll be tasty though! Hope they turn out well.

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  • imageMrsOjoButtons:
    imageLemonLover33:
      I'm trying to use my neti bottle thing. I feel like I'm waterboarding myself.
      Didn't you hear? The new thing is urinating on the enemy, not waterboarding.  I'm sure we can find someone for you.
    Fun story: my sister and I were visiting our other sister and we went and got our nails and hair done. One hair stylist was talking about how her daughter farted in her kitchen so later that day she got on top of her daughter to give her a backrub and pissed on her instead for payback. We got out of there ASAP.
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  • imageKiller Cupcake:

    imageLemonLover33:
    imageMrsOjoButtons:
    imageLemonLover33:
      I'm trying to use my neti bottle thing. I feel like I'm waterboarding myself.
      Didn't you hear? The new thing is urinating on the enemy, not waterboarding.  I'm sure we can find someone for you.
    Fun story: my sister and I were visiting our other sister and we went and got our nails and hair done. One hair stylist was talking about how her daughter farted in her kitchen so later that day she got on top of her daughter to give her a backrub and pissed on her instead for payback. We got out of there ASAP.

    Shut.the.front.door. 

    Indifferent

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  • This is my friend's fb status this am.  What's with all the pissing???

    Seriously my son just walked up to his sister who was nicely eating lunch on her tray on the floor, and peed on her and her food. WTH! Seriously that's the strangest thing I have ever seen him do! Unprovoked

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  • I'm doing my monthly deep clean today.

     

    I also have a creepy story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for lunch while I was running errands. The cashier asked me what I was up to for the day, I said running errands. Which is totally normal but then it got weird fast, She then looked me square in the eyes and asked if we were facebook friends. No lady we are not, I have never seen you before in my life. She went on to ask if I lived or worked in the area while I was swiping my card. I said both. She was like we should hang out, I'm gonna look you up on facebook and eyed the receipt. If I get a random friend request I am going to call Chipotle. 

  • imageFancy3Face:
    This is my friend's fb status this am.  What's with all the pissing???

    Seriously my son just walked up to his sister who was nicely eating lunch on her tray on the floor, and peed on her and her food. WTH! Seriously that's the strangest thing I have ever seen him do! Unprovoked

    Dear Lord. Something in the water supply that the men in black haven't told us about yet?

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  • Howdy! I'm veggin' out tonight before kicking off the packing extravaganza that will happen this weekend. I'm thinking pizza + The Help + my man Jack Daniels.
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  • imageshan87:

    I'm doing my monthly deep clean today.

     

    I also have a creepy story. I went to Chipotle yesterday for lunch while I was running errands. The cashier asked me what I was up to for the day, I said running errands. Which is totally normal but then it got weird fast, She then looked me square in the eyes and asked if we were facebook friends. No lady we are not, I have never seen you before in my life. She went on to ask if I lived or worked in the area while I was swiping my card. I said both. She was like we should hang out, I'm gonna look you up on facebook and eyed the receipt. If I get a random friend request I am going to call Chipotle. 

    Holy creepy inappropriate!

    I'm totally boring and still at work.  H is back from a short TDY tonight, so that puts an end to my week-long Grey's Anatomy marathon.  I'll be glad for some company in the evening besides the dog though - it turns out that he's not a very good conversationalist.

  • imageLemonLover33:
    imageMrsOjoButtons:
    imageLemonLover33:
      I'm trying to use my neti bottle thing. I feel like I'm waterboarding myself.
      Didn't you hear? The new thing is urinating on the enemy, not waterboarding.  I'm sure we can find someone for you.
    Fun story: my sister and I were visiting our other sister and we went and got our nails and hair done. One hair stylist was talking about how her daughter farted in her kitchen so later that day she got on top of her daughter to give her a backrub and pissed on her instead for payback. We got out of there ASAP.
    Tabatha's Salon Takeover, pronto!
    Twin boys due 7/25/12
  • Did I tell you all the toliet paper went missing one night after STBXH didn't come home? I then went to work for 8 hours and "bought" some more. This was NYE. He was pissed! Lol.
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  • I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares.  I can not get enough of this show.  I love it.  Sassy Pants had a birthday party to go to tonight.  Now we are just hanging around the house. J is out in the feild all night.  I'm waiting for the kiddos to go to sleep and then I'm grabbing a glass of wine and reading a book in the bubble bath. 

    Tomorrow, my oldest daughter has another basketball game.  That coach better do some coaching or I'm hauling his asss outside. 

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