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Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

In Case You're Interested

Free sex toys to military couples:

LINK

(Link is NSFW) 

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Re: In Case You're Interested

  • How is that for wives?  It seems like a fancy fleshlight which does nothing for me.  Boo.
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  • I saw a story about that the other day, but it was written to sound like the company donating them was giving dildos to military wives.

    At first I was like Big Smile must share this news! Then I read about how it worked and was like Angry you craptastic liars! That's no proper dildo. False alarm. Bleh. Confused

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  • Yeah, how does this solve their hypothetical scenario of a deployed wife cheating on her husband? And why does being horny = cheating?  

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    Yeah, how does this solve their hypothetical scenario of a deployed wife cheating on her husband? And why does being horny = cheating?  

    But high tech. sex toys will guarantee a cheating military spouse (and we all know military spouses are the worst about that) to keep it in their pants. You'll see, you just have to buy the product. Only $249, plus tax where applicable.

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    imageMrsOjoButtons:

    Yeah, how does this solve their hypothetical scenario of a deployed wife cheating on her husband? And why does being horny = cheating?  

    But high tech. sex toys will guarantee a cheating military spouse (and we all know military spouses are the worst about that) to keep it in their pants. You'll see, you just have to buy the product. Only $249, plus tax where applicable.

    I don't consider myself a prude, but I can't figure out how that device is supposed to pleasure a vagina.  

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  • imageMrsOjoButtons:
    imageAmaristella:
    imageMrsOjoButtons:

    Yeah, how does this solve their hypothetical scenario of a deployed wife cheating on her husband? And why does being horny = cheating?  

    But high tech. sex toys will guarantee a cheating military spouse (and we all know military spouses are the worst about that) to keep it in their pants. You'll see, you just have to buy the product. Only $249, plus tax where applicable.

    I don't consider myself a prude, but I can't figure out how that device is supposed to pleasure a vagina.  

    Near as I could tell the logic was- by pleasing your man, you will in turn feel pleased to have done your wifely duty, even from a world away!  I'm basing that off the other article I read. I'll see if I can dig it up.

     

    Edit: Here you go. http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398754,00.asp Headline makes it sound so promising. The devil is in the details.

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  • Also, the Big Bang Theory's take on this type of tech.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9KXKbBKp1A

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  • WTF. That's an inverted dildo.
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  • imageAmaristella:

    Near as I could tell the logic was- by pleasing your man, you will in turn feel pleased to have done your wifely duty, even from a world away!  I'm basing that off the other article I read. I'll see if I can dig it up.

     

    Edit: Here you go. http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2398754,00.asp Headline makes it sound so promising. The devil is in the details.

    This was my take, too.  Helping your husband helps yourself.  If he's satisfied, he won't cheat, thus ensuring you'll continue to have his support which is really all you want out of a man.
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  • Apparently it's a two part apparatus, the dildo and the flashlight. You plug your piece into your computer and whatever you do to it is mimicked by the other piece on the receiving end and vice versa. 
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  • I can engage in phone sex for a whole lot cheaper than 250 if that's what it's for.
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  • "Scott Rinaldo says what they want to donate are RealTouch systems that are fully interactive over the internet. So instead of just syncing the virtual vagina to a porno, you would sync it to an electronic dildo. Thus, what the dude does to the e-vag would affect the e-dildo, and what the woman does to the e-dildo would affect the e-vag."

    Question: What if your H activates the e-vag while you're in your room with your kid or someone else? Will it then activate the e-dildo that's hiding somewhere in the room? Awkward. 

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    Photo bomb, yeah!
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