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hey ladies, what's going on? I miss groomz

and I'm thinking of skipping dinner and just using those calories for wine, it's probably wrong but also less dishes so...
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Re: don't make me sing!
Mashed, that good Indian place in my old hood delivers! Do it!
Also, you stole my line!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
that's where we were going! and I know I stole your line but I was just saying it to my H on the phone, he didn't get it but it made me laugh!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Mashed, get it and surprise him with leftovers when he gets home. My mom did that a few times with me, and it was a nice treat.
Bug is getting ready for a dance. She dyed the ends of her hair purple with washout color. Dimi has done nothing but eat and sleep and eat, eat, eat all day. I hope he grows soon. It'd be nice if he got enough of a belly to hold up his pants.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I tried making a new crockpot Indian recipe yesterday and it was blah. So now I have a crapton of leftover blah Indian food. My life is hard.
I'm craving an elephant ear right now. Or Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits. My body demands carbs.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I had a phone interview today. I don't think it went super well. I mean, it didn't go poorly, per se, but I felt nervous and stammer-y and they seemed to be skeptical as to why I would even want this job, so it felt awkward too.
We'll see.
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Sometimes, we don't see eye to eye at all. And sometimes, you say something, and I feel like you plucked it straight from the depths of my heart.
I hate the Red Lobster biscuits. They are better used as bludgeoning devices.
We bought tickets to a Jane's Addiction show. I'm going to laugh if there's a mosh pit. What does a 35 year old suburban mom wear to a JA show?
Alas, I stole it from Tina Fey.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Well fuvck you then!
Red lobster biscuits make my ankles swell.
We are watching moneyball.
get on your feet!
How is it?
J hate Red Lobster biscuits AND Olive Garden. I'm not sure why I married him.
Is no one familiar with this recipe?
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/cheddar-bay-biscuits/detail.aspx
Same thing as RL's crack biscuits.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
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if you need me to go with you and coach you on how to seem cool well into your mid-30s, just ask.
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