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Stray Cat molested my husband
So like all kittens stray cat loves to kill bed mice. You know, your moving toes under the covers. She will stalk your feet quietly and then take a running leap, pounce, and attack your toes. It is adorable! Only friday night Mr. Mod was lying in bed scratching his balls and she pounced from the foot of the bed. 7.5 pounds of kitten landed straight in his junk. Fortunately he was still scratching so his hand took. It's of the damage.


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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Re: Stray Cat molested my husband
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Here's the necessary question mod: Did he like it...???
(Sorry, I know you don't really know me; I just cracked up @ this story b/c something very similar happened to a friend and he was very defensive in that @ least he didn't like it/ wasn't enjoying it! Poor Mr. Mod; lesson learned though.)