Starting Over
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
"The world need a lot gorges like u lol"
Be jealous of the POF messages I get, please!! lol
I think I really will start a blog soon. I won't include pictures though.
Re: "The world need a lot gorges like u lol"
hmmm.. we should make a compelation blog for the SO ladies!lol
*Raises hand* I can add to it! LOL.
I think the best/worst one I ever got said that he really likes kids and was glad that I already came "equipped" with one because he's sterile. Great opening email.
And while I didn't get a crazy email from him, one guy who emailed me recently had a pic of himself sitting on the toilet, completely naked, holding a guitar strategically placed. I'd be freaked out by that had he been a hot guy with a gorgeous bod, but he was far from it! I responded and said, you're never going to get a date with that pic (his email pretty much just asked me if I wanted to go on a date with him). I blocked him after responding.
ETA: I totally forgot about the caption on said naked toilet pic. "Doe ray me fa so la te plop!" Apparently he thought he was hilarious.
You win.
Hands down. Sorry Leah. :P
lol, if it were a contest, turtle would be first place by far! That is creepy, weird, and hilarious.
Here are the last 5 messages I got on POF (all are first time messages):
"hey"
"Hey!!! I'm tyler. How are you ? I would like to get to know you better. Feel free to message me anytime. P.S. Stay gorgeous!!!"
"pahahahahaha!! you made my day!"
"Mmhmm..."
"Your profile is far more creative than much of the stuff on here."
Ok well the last one wasn't so bad but still
oh and here is a profile excerpt from a guy that recently messaged me:
" im really tired of lukn fa luv so i sign up fa this so tha woman i want n lukn fa will find me.."
I'm having trouble posting tonight, so I hope this goes through. I always thought I deserved first prize in the attracting losers <-- clicky department. After tonight I'm not so sure. None of my losers went to "How to use excrement to pick up chicks: 101".
I can totally picture all of this in a movie. You know...where it goes from scenes of normal, available women talking online with others like themselves (ala The Nest) and venting about bad dates, and then cutting over to exceprts of said horrible, awful dates.
Of course it would have to have cheesy, happily ever after where someone finds their true love among the losers.
*raises hand ... I DID!
I love the movie idea. It sort of reminds me of "he's just not that into you", only way more entertaining.
I thought I'd add this little gem to the convo:
After a brief hello...
"I very much enjoy backdoor lovemaking and seek a woman who also enjoys this aquired taste...
My first love introduced me to this pleasure and I have engaged in it and have treasured it ever since. This doesn't make me gay, insane or indecent. I'm not into hurting women, dominance or anything. Not every woman enjoys this kind of lovemaking and I understand that, but I seek a woman who does."
I guess you bring lube on a first date with him?
I first read this as "outdoor lovemaking" and thought--hmm, that's not so weird!
Oh sweet! I can't remember the last time I won something! Although I'm not sure this is a contest that I want to win.
On a brighter note, I got an email today from a super hottie. I mean gorgeous. But he's 23 and I'm 33. He also indicated in his profile that he just got out of a bad relationship. Maybe I should be a cougar and take advantage of the hottie on the rebound. It's been far too long since I've gotten any...
I'm in on the movie idea. I've obviously got plenty to contribute. Lol