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I can't be the only one with a sexual blooper reel, right?
My latest blooper reel comes in a 3 for. Not 3 different episodes. One episode, 3 reels.
MH and I start fooling around on the couch. His side is reclined, mine is not. I am about to go down and decide I can get into a more comfortable position if my side is reclined to. So I reach over, pull the handle and my side goes up. Well, not only did my side go up, but the weight of me only on the reclining portion proceeds to bring the WHOLE loveseat forward. We jump in a startle, laugh and continue on the floor.
We start having sex for awhile and I am in a position that I won't be able to get off in. So I move my head quickly and BANG- heads crash. OUCH. I direct him to sit on the other couch, in the middle and we start again.
Well, I sprained his penis. Not officially, but it hurt and we had to actually take a small break to assess any damage. Luckily none was had but it was still very tender and sore the next day.
I swear, for every 10 times we have sex, something comical happens. Of course, it usually happens during the more vigorous episodes.
Re: I can't be the only one with a sexual blooper reel, right?
You are not the only one. That basically sounds like me and mine. LOL!
I don't think I ever sprained DH penis but he did zip his while we were dating. I think he did it about as bad as the "Mary" situation. LOL!
You must enjoy the comedy of it all. That leaves some spark into the marriage I say. Just as long as there are no broken bones or bloody noses we are good.
Jenny. You are an inspiration to us all.
I dream of a day where me and my H have exciting episodes liike you.
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I've got one.
When H & I were dating, we used to park the car and do it there (we both lived with our parents at the time). In the middle H got really really into it and ended up banging my head against the window so hard as I finally got my O, I passed out.
He freaked out and took me to the hospital, I came to in the waiting area with an ice pack on my head and a no panties under my skirt.