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hezz, since you're here

i'm on a factfinding mission. i was wondering if you would pm me with some details about what you might charge for raping some paper. specificially birthday invitations. 

thankyoubeddymuch!

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Re: hezz, since you're here

  • Hey mama!

    My raping days seem to be fading fast, my kids are sucking the life out of me! I'm finding it really hard to commit to anything but really small orders lately.  How many invites would you need? 

  • oh, i gotcha. I am not in a tight spot or anything and just am trying to size up my options.  so absolutely no pressure if you are not up to it time-wise. rough estimate, i want 15-20 invites. i am doing a yo gabba gabba party.
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  • Loverlah, I hate saying no because I feel like such a butt. And I love paper and stuff. But, I think I need to say no to this one as much as it gives me the sads. Things got a little cray over the holidays with too many orders and I'm still feeling the burn.

    I think I may be tired of raping stuff.

    Please don't hate me!

    :( 

  • don't fret! it is ok. i will find invitations no problem! maybe not as incrediballs as yours! but YGG doesn't probably require the high level raping that you provide anyway. 

    Left HugRight Hug

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  • imageHezzerlah:

    I think I may be tired of raping stuff.

    Well now I'm DEFINITELY not having kids! What's the point?

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Is it bad that this makes me feel less guilty about keeping the peace with my husband at the expense of blowing you off?

    Hope things get less crazy for you soon.

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  • imageBobLoblaw:
    imageHezzerlah:

    I think I may be tired of raping stuff.

    Well now I'm DEFINITELY not having kids! What's the point?

    Ditto.  I'm calling my doctor to get a new IUD put in RIGHT NOW.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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