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My Favorite Part of Spring~Red Sox Baseball!
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Favorite Movie Quotes
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. ~Office Space
Betty: [announcing over PA system] Tonight's lecture: "What's wrong with celebrating sobriety by getting drunk?" ~ 28 Days
What are yours?
My Favorite Part of Spring~Red Sox Baseball!
Re: Favorite Movie Quotes
I have two favorite quotes -
1. Breakfast at Tiffany's:
"Listen...you know those days when you get the mean reds?" --Holly.
"The mean reds? You mean like the blues?" --Fred (Paul).
"No... the blues are because you're getting fat or because it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?" --Holly.
"Sure." --Fred (Paul).
"When I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump into a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away." --Holly.
2. A Farewell To Arms:
-Oh darling, I do love you.
Then, kiss me.
Right here on the street?
Yes.
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"That rug really tied the room together." - The Big Lebowski
"The schonzberries taste like schnozberries!"- Super Troopers
"What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing?"
"I have cats."- Van Wilder
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."- Blues Brothers
"Please, tell me about the golf shoes."- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
As some of you know, MH is the king of quotes and he has tons of funny ones!
Mine:
"I piss excellence", "the only thing you ever done good in your life is make a hot daughter!".
"We are better than you, and we know it".
Those just crack me up!
"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave." Doc Holliday, Tombstone
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." - Mulan
"Tommy: I left a message
Richard: What number did you call?
Tommy: two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless" - Tommy Boy
"Ma, the meatloaf!....FUCKK!!" Wedding Crashers
"How much do clothes cost in the matrix?" Grandma's Boy
It's like we're movie soul mates.
"Love is for tiny people with tiny lives." House of Yes
Makes me LOL everytime
"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night."
"Soft mattress?"
"Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep."
-Wedding Crashers (there are so many great quotes from this movie.)
1. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
2. "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."
3. "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. "
-Anchorman
Baxter, in English. You know I don't speak Spanish!
I'm Veronica Corningstone, Tits McGee has the day off.
And I'm Tits McGe--Ron Burgandy
There's more room for activities!! - Step brothers
"Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
"You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus."
- Dogma
"Well Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior." ~ Empire Records
"It's just a flesh wound!" ~ Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail
Actually, make that anything from Holy Grail. I consider it the most quotable movie of all time:
"Come back here! I'll bight your ankles off!"
"We are the knights who say...Ne!"
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow."
"Death awaits you with big nasty pointy teeth."
"What? Behind the rabbit? No, it is the rabbit! It's a devil with--look at the BONES!"
"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"Come back here so I may taunt you a second time!"
"Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
I could go on...and on...and on...
I agree with that!
"Couscous - The food so nice, they named it twice"
"I look like the hamburglar"
"It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn with , like, a bomb."
-Pineapple Express
"The royal peniis is clean, your highness"
- Coming to America
"My mom's been fvckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad."
-Clerks
"Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day."
-Waiting
Phil Wenneck: Whose f**cking baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something. ~ The Hangover
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King! ~ How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
"You better start believing in ghost stories Ms. Turner. You're in one!"- Pirates one.
"Uh oh" "Let me guess, we are about to go over the edge of a giant waterfall" "Yep" "Sharp rocks at the bottom" "Most Likely" "Bring it on"- Emperors New Groove.
"Remember that hot tip I told you about" "Yeah?" "No one told the horse"- Newises.
"I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too" Wizard of Oz.
"Mothers don't eat daughters" "I don't know, how do you taste."- Coraline