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FFFC...who's got em?

Re: FFFC...who's got em?

  • My bsc sister is planning her wedding for Oct and it will be just short of a shot gun wedding. She is having her first fitting tomorrow but I highly doubt that it's really a fitting because my mom is going and I know she'll try to rope her in to buying it for her.

    She invited me to come along but I'm truly dreading it. I'm also pretty sure that I'll vomit alittle due to the sight of my not so small sister in a dress made for someone with a tiny waist and slender figure.

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  • My only girl friends in my area are a couple of divorced girls who are fun but exhausting to hang out with.  One of them is super thin and only hangs out with heavier girls who kiss her asss and tell her how awesome and pretty she is.  It's annoying to be around them sometimes but it's better than sitting home without any friends. 

    I was upset that they didn't invite me to the dinner they planned tonight and posted on FB about all week.  I got an invite today and accepted and now I'm dreading going. 

    ETA: I also have a few pairs of threadbare panties that I cannot bring myself to throw away, even though I feel like a scrub when I wear them.  They're just so comfy!

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  • I kinda like the song "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri...my daughter informed me it is from a Twilight movie.  Apparently I am gay now.  Fabulous.
  • I think I might have mentally checked out of my relationship with my BF since I was planning on breaking up with him, but then didn't bc he changed his stance on a dealbreaker of mine. I think I am going to give it another week and see if my feelings have increased, decreased, or stayed the same (checked out).

    I am also secretly looking forward to being single...Embarrassed

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  • I got an email from a guy on Match.com who is the exact opposite of what I should be looking for in a potential long term relationship.  I am looking for a educated, professional, responsible guy who is motivated and family oriented. This guy is tattoo-ed, looks pretty bad ass and has 3+ kids.  I cannot help but want to meet him anyway!
  • I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

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  • imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

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  • imageStarryfish:
    imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

    OMG this is hilarious!

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  • imageStarryfish:
    imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

    Interestingly enough...6 calories.  But that was for a teaspoon.  And I would have to venture to say in my current situation, it's more than a teaspoon.  LOL!

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  • The snow, then freezing rain on top of it is interfering with me going to see BF for sexy time this weekend. Wahhhhhhhhh!
  • imageVaaaJeana:
    imageStarryfish:
    imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

    Interestingly enough...6 calories.  But that was for a teaspoon.  And I would have to venture to say in my current situation, it's more than a teaspoon.  LOL!

    Ok, in 10th grade health class they told us it was 300 calories/Tablespoon.  I'm starting to think they just told us that so we wouldn't do...that.

  • A fifth grade teacher at my son's school mistook me for one of her students today. I'm almost 37! Granted it was running club day, so I had on no make up, sweats and my hair in a ponytail. Is it bad that I secretly liked that someone thought I was THAT young?
  • imagesouthsam:
    imageVaaaJeana:
    imageStarryfish:
    imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

    Interestingly enough...6 calories.  But that was for a teaspoon.  And I would have to venture to say in my current situation, it's more than a teaspoon.  LOL!

    Ok, in 10th grade health class they told us it was 300 calories/Tablespoon.  I'm starting to think they just told us that so we wouldn't do...that.

    Hmmm, SparkPeople could be lying.

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  • imagesouthsam:
    imageVaaaJeana:
    imageStarryfish:
    imageVaaaJeana:

    I may or may not have looked up the calorie profile of semen in my SparkPeople food tracker.  I'm being strict about my diet, you know.  Might need that kind of information.

    It was pure entertainment.  Apparently some spunk is higher in calories than others (since, you know...they're all user entered).

    OMG! I am dying! Just curious, what is the avg calories? 

    Interestingly enough...6 calories.  But that was for a teaspoon.  And I would have to venture to say in my current situation, it's more than a teaspoon.  LOL!

    Ok, in 10th grade health class they told us it was 300 calories/Tablespoon.  I'm starting to think they just told us that so we wouldn't do...that.

    Hehe....the thread is cracking me up!  Thanks ladies and happy Friday (and happy drinking to those who will be doing it!)!!!!

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  • I called in yesterday b/c I was having a nightmare week at work. I was perfectly healthy just needed a day off. I told my boss I had a migraine and I would be in today. I didnt tell my husband that I had called in and I left the house like I normally do to go to work only to return later after he and the kids had left. I spent the day in bed relaxing. I wanted a day to myself without any interruptions which included my kids.
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  • I decided I didn't want to pursue dating my date from Friday night, after we had a date on Sunday and I realized there's just no spark.  Oh and the fact that he wanted to talk on the phone for two hours each night and I realized that, rather than being excited about it, I was more annoyed than anything.

    So when he text me after I got my exam results and said "well, I know that  you have a lot going on right now and I will understand if you don't want to hang out anymore, although I hope that's not the case" I used it as an opportunity to break off contact with him. 

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  • I texted BF to ask him if we could have sex tonight before we leave for our weekend excursion to see his brother. I instantly felt like an idiot and put my foot in my mouth over and over again because I hate asking for sex. I feel like an akward teenager. Stupid stupid stupid.
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  • I made arrangements with SH (seperated H? Don't know what to call him!) to come to his house to get more of my stuff since he's at work. However, I'm sitting on the computer (I don't have internet at my house) and doing about 9 loads of laundry :) hehe. What he doesn't know won't hurt him!

     

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  • I want to cut a beatch.....A friend came to my office and used my bathroom.  After she left I went to use my bathroom.  I sat on her mother effing pee because she decided to SQUAT and apparently couldn't aim correctly.  What's worse is that I have clorox wipes in there and she didn't think to wipe...Nasty ass heifer....I cloroxed my ass but I can't get home fast enough to shower in bleach...beatch azz
  • I was supposed to have a date last night, but he canceled due to work (which was legit). I'm secretly really glad because apparently I wasn't quite over being sick ealier in the week and it would have bene really embarassing to get up every 15 minutes to use the restroom.... (TMI, I know). I was dissappointed at first, but looks like it all worked out in my favor...

     

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  • imageLiubot:
    I texted BF to ask him if we could have sex tonight before we leave for our weekend excursion to see his brother. I instantly felt like an idiot and put my foot in my mouth over and over again because I hate asking for sex. I feel like an akward teenager. Stupid stupid stupid.

    I promise this isn't a flame, but you really seem to be beating yourself up here over absolutely nothing. I think it's perfectly normal to ask for some sexy time.  

  • I have been in denial about my relationship - only figured this out the other day. Our timing (we have known eachother going on our whole lives) has always been off - he recently found out getting his teaching certificate this year may be financially a "not gonna happen." Today when leaving work he texted me that his dog (yes see previous dog dating post) has cancer. I called him and he was pretty upset, he is going to get a second job (already works 70+ hours/week salary) to pay for dog chemo, and he can't think about anything else in his life right now.

    And because I feel like blaming all I can think of is "F***, the dog has cancer!" I don't really feel that way, just upset right now. Oh well....crap.

  • imagecemacmil:

    I have been in denial about my relationship - only figured this out the other day. Our timing (we have known eachother going on our whole lives) has always been off - he recently found out getting his teaching certificate this year may be financially a "not gonna happen." Today when leaving work he texted me that his dog (yes see previous dog dating post) has cancer. I called him and he was pretty upset, he is going to get a second job (already works 70+ hours/week salary) to pay for dog chemo, and he can't think about anything else in his life right now.

    And because I feel like blaming all I can think of is "F***, the dog has cancer!" I don't really feel that way, just upset right now. Oh well....crap.

    Taking it back. Not the denial part, he is clearly not ready to put his energy into me right now.

    The dog part, I feel awful for him - so if I want a chance to prove I can truly be his friend as he was mine through my crap.....I take it back.

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