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Instead of whining about my vacation,

I'll recall it as a series of funny mishaps. 

#1:  The upgraded us to a handicapped room with a balcony (we were supposed to have a shitty room b/c we were there on H's employee rate), so that was great.  The bellman says, "Usually the rooms are not this big, but it's meant for people...[kinda points at me and makes a sad face]".  Thanks, buddy!  lol  Then I see the handicapped shower - it's just a wide open shower with a railing under where the showerhead is, no bench or place to sit.  So I basically have to crutch into a slippery shower, stand there the whole time and try not to slip and kill myself once I get out.  I wonder WTF they think people in wheelchairs are gonna do?!  Anyway, we brought one of the chairs from the balcony in there and it worked out fine.

#2:  So we spend the next day on the beach.  I love the beach, but I'm Irish and I burn, so I usually spend a good amount of time in the water.  Not so easy on crutches, but I was happy to find that I was able to crutch pretty well on the sand.  So eventually we decide I'm getting my ass in the ocean.  I crutch down to the shore, drop my crutches and hop on H's back... and then fall on my ass because he wasn't ready.  Attempt 2 is successful, and I spend some time enjoying the water. 

Then we realize that getting out is going to be slightly more difficult.  I swim into as shallow water as I can, and H helps me up.  It's still knee deep, I fall backwards and start to regret the whole thing.  H ends up dragging me by my armpits onto the beach (hello bikini bottom full of sand!) and then helping me up so I can crutch back to the chairs.  It was totally worth it and I'm sure we entertained a few people while we were at it. 

#3:  I ended up with a sunburn on my thighs, except for a handprint on each one.  I think when I reapplied spf50 to my arms, I must've wiped the excess on my legs.  Sadly, this is not the first time I've done this.  There is also a particularly burnt stripe on my right forearm - I have no idea how that one happened.

I'll do a separate post about the wedding.  :)

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Re: Instead of whining about my vacation,

  • I don't mean to laugh, but the visual of you getting out of the water... priceless! I will be searching youtube later. ;)
  • imageJennifer0807:
    I don't mean to laugh, but the visual of you getting out of the water... priceless! I will be searching youtube later. ;)

    LOL - trust me, we were cracking up ourselves!

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    H ends up dragging me by my armpits onto the beach (hello bikini bottom full of sand!) and then helping me up so I can crutch back to the chairs.

    I'm just going to print this out and read it every day.
  • Oh doll, you crack me up!  I hope I am laughing with you and not at you. 
  • 2 is hilarious!  YH is awesome for doing that; mine would have been laughing so hard he'd have dropped me back in the ocean.
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  • I'm glad you got to swim and have fun! I love that you're able to laugh at these stories, some people couldn't! And eek to bikini bottoms filled with sand!
  • Your posts make me smile. It sucks you're still "crutchin' around" but at least you have great stories, and you can still get drunk!

    Drinks

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