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Funny Job Postings

Looking for jobs always gives me a few laughs.  Here are some of the posts I've seen today.

**Office position:  You should have the ability to self-start each day and to self-motivate yourself. (We are not babysitters and do not have time to pump sunshine up your skirt). 

LMAO...

**Babysitter:  We are a Christian home and want our babysitter to share these values. Please be a non-smoker and non-drinker. We do not have pets and would prefer someone without pets also (we don't want pet dander in our house).  When responding, please send a recent picture of yourself

I can understand *some* of this like being a non-smoker, but I think some is a little over the top.  I wish them luck in finding a good-looking babysitter who meets all these requirements!

**A company called "Big Ass Fans" is hiring tons of positions.

This sounds like an awesome job to put on a resume.     

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Re: Funny Job Postings

  • What kind of company is Big Ass Fans? I'm assuming they sell fans, but I guess you never know lol.
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  • Lol, yep!  Apparently it's a ceiling fan company, but this is the first I've heard of it. 

    I'd like to get a job there just so I can see the looks on people's faces when they ask me where I work.  :) 

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  • All three of those get the side eye from me.

    The recent picture one bothers me the most though...you should send in a photo of cleavage (not necessarily yours unless you want to Wink ) and see if they hire you without an interview. Goodness.


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  • Bahaha.  I love that idea, Staza.  A pic of someone with big tatas, tattoos, and piercings is just what that family needs.  ;)

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  • imageKDuv612:

    Bahaha.  I love that idea, Staza.  A pic of someone with big tatas, tattoos, and piercings is just what that family needs.  ;)

    Hah! You're right, for some reason I was thinking the Big Ass Fans were the ones that wanted the picture. My bad! Reading fail. I'm sure that family would love a picture of a Kat Von D (sp?) as a potential nanny. Big Smile


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  • imageMegamuff:
    What kind of company is Big Ass Fans? I'm assuming they sell fans, but I guess you never know lol.

    Yup, they sell huge fans, mostlly for use in large dairy barns.  I've heard of them since I'm in the dairy cattle industry, but I've always laughed at their choice of name.

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