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I'm divorced.

Freshly divorced as of 2 hours ago. And even though I got everything I wanted thanks to an amazing lawyer, I'm still not popping a champagne bottle over here. Although, I will say that the silver lining in all of this was whittling down to 110 lbs due to the stress during the past 6 months. And I'm happy to report my decree contains no mistakes, nor omissions. I rad it over 5 times in court before signing.

Re: I'm divorced.

  • Woe is you, you're divorced.  That's the response you were looking for, right?
  • I'll take a "congrats." I'm just not dancing in the streets about it.
  • imageMrsJenniferS:
    Freshly divorced as of 2 hours ago. And even though I got everything I wanted thanks to an amazing lawyer, I'm still not popping a champagne bottle over here. Although, I will say that the silver lining in all of this was whittling down to 110 lbs due to the stress during the past 6 months. And I'm happy to report my decree contains no mistakes, nor omissions. I rad it over 5 times in court before signing.

    Obviously you did not read over this 5 times before hitting post.

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  • What a little b!tch you are, baw1981!
  • Ok then, congrats...to your XH too. 
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  • Well congrats! I found out mine was official last week. You'll be ready to pop that champagne in no time. But in the meanwhile, take yourself out to a nice and deliciously high calorie meal. :)
  • imagephreerose:
    Well congrats! I found out mine was official last week. You'll be ready to pop that champagne in no time. But in the meanwhile, take yourself out to a nice and deliciously high calorie meal. :)

    She doesn't celebrate divorce and looks down upon those who "throw confetti and fairy dust up everyone's arses".  Apparently we're all terrible people for celebrating divorce but she still wanted to let us all know that she's now an "official" bitter XW. 

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  • Mint - you're the one who sounds bitter, honestly. Do you ever let anything go? You've used the words "bitter" and "confetti" ad nauseum. Stop being a broken record and move on.
  • imageMrsJenniferS:
    Mint - you're the one who sounds bitter, honestly. Do you ever let anything go? You've used the words "bitter" and "confetti" ad nauseum. Stop being a broken record and move on.

    What can I say, you've made quite the impression on me dear Wink

    I'm not the only one though, a lot of us throw your phrase around. Although I have to admit that it was your "adopted families aren't as good as biological families" comment you made months ago that really gave me a reason to laugh at you every time I use it. 

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  • imageMrsJenniferS:
    What a little b!tch you are, baw1981!

    I've been called worse!

    *The only way to dream is big*
  • imagebaw1981:

    imageMrsJenniferS:
    What a little b!tch you are, baw1981!

    I've been called worse!

    ...by better people! Bwhahaha.

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  • Pearls... You're another one who needs to get a life and stop replying to every.single.post. Blech. Aren't you engaged? Shouldn't you be busy planning wedding number 2?
  • imageMrsJenniferS:
    Pearls... You're another one who needs to get a life and stop replying to every.single.post. Blech. Aren't you engaged? Shouldn't you be busy planning wedding number 2?

    Hmph, being legally divorced definitely hasn't shifted that stick out of your arse any. Still just as cheery and pleasant as always! Thanks for not letting us down Mrs.Jennifer!

    And yes, I'm planning wedding #2 but it's not until June 2013 so I'm not quite consumed with the wedding planning frenzy that most brides are. After all, it's about me and him this time around...not the little details. That frees up more of my time to reply to every.single.post on here! Confused

    :::twirling and skipping away throwing engagement confetti in my trail:::

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  • This post is cracking me up!

    Congrats on being divorced MrsJennifer!  I would wish for you to find happiness in your life, but for that to happen you'll need to eventually get over your bitterness.

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  • imageMrsJenniferS:
    What a little b!tch you are, baw1981!

    I've always noticed how calling other people names really shows how mature and over it you are.  If only we all could learn from your wisdom.

  • imagebaw1981:

    imageMrsJenniferS:
    Freshly divorced as of 2 hours ago. And even though I got everything I wanted thanks to an amazing lawyer, I'm still not popping a champagne bottle over here. Although, I will say that the silver lining in all of this was whittling down to 110 lbs due to the stress during the past 6 months. And I'm happy to report my decree contains no mistakes, nor omissions. I rad it over 5 times in court before signing.

    Obviously you did not read over this 5 times before hitting post.

    I thought the same exact thing guess that makes me a biatch too. Oh well.

     

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  • This post is so entertaining!
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