LeahMel, did you get this one yet? He attached pics of a bed with scattered rose petals, a candle lit table with heart doilies and Hershey kisses, a pic in church and in another pic his hand is suggestive of where his "um-hum" ends. How do I make the puking emoticon? ![]()
Beautiful! I'm who you've been looking for! baby look at those sexy eyes It's like they're talking to me. but what are they saying I don't know, but whatever it is, it's by far the most fascinating eyes I ever seeing in my life, look I'm convince! tell me more! the way you posed on here make many things come to mind very sexy nice juicy lips pretty eyes beautiful you look sexy hot nice. well you are certainly looks good from the outside but I wonder how beautiful is your inside really and truly is, those pretty smile. of yours are the boss of me. seriously, I?m looking for someone who can be faithful and trustworthy.
to me. good conversation. don't play games, and won't tolerate dishonest people. looking for a soul mate but could always use a new friend. look no further,
let me brutally honest with you girls are like apples on trees. the best ones are at the top of the tree. the boys don?t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that isn?t as good, but easy. so the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. they just have to wait for the right men to come along, the one who's brave enough like me to climb all the way to the top of the tree" anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. you seem like a very infatuate kind of woman to be with you be my desire, I will be your delight I adore the way you look,I would love to see you up close and personal.
Re: Be still my heart! (POF)
Aw, what a beautiful apple you are, at the top of the tree... How lovely.
I am glad you aren't one of the rotten ones.
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
I spit my coffee out......thank you for that laugh this morning.
WTF - girls are like apples on trees?? Who comes up with this stuff?
POF = Plenty of Freaks
To be honest I am glad there are idiots like this on these on-line sites. It makes normal guys like me look even better...hahahaha
Oh and Mint, wish you and I lived in the same area. I would have no problem creating some phony profiles that are just abusrd, then bombarding you with dozens of toolish emails....just to have some fun with you. Hahahahaha
Thanks jm--you're such a good "fish"
I cannot for the life of me understand why he's still single??? He's so poetic and romantic..
I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure Leah got that exact email a few weeks ago....
People are incredible.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she got it or something ridiculously similar. We need to compare notes! There's some quality guys in our area
You live near Leah? I'm about 45 minutes - hour west of her, in PA. She's a sweetheart, and a lot of fun.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Yes, about 15-20 mins south of her. We met for drinks in her town. We should have a GTG! I'm thinking a Poconos drinking fest
I'm in the Allentown area -- Poconos could be a riot.
are you from NJ originally? I am. South Jerz.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I was born in Mercer Co. but grew up in Bucks Co., PA. I worked at Sesame Place in high school haha
I suppose you should be flattered that you're an apple at the top of the tree?
These crazy posts are not only funny, but make me feel better about the crazy emails I get!
JM was so right about Plenty of Freaks!!!
This is funny! I grew up in Cherry Hill!
My parents never took me to Sesame Place, and I've still not forgiven them.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I recommend snatching a friend's child for the day and going--it's really fun if you like water slides!
LOL! Hmm, I bet he read the passage and thought, "wow, what a GREAT piece of work, I am going to C&P this on my PoF profile. It will most definitely woo the ladies."
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.