Trouble in Paradise
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Initially assault, then broke a window with his head while at the public safety building.
DWI/leaving the scene
Dammit, this posted before I could finish. Go to your local (or wherever paper) and show us a recent round up. Bonus points for what they are accused of.
Re: PIP Party - Felons
Stabbed Mr. Green in the library with a knife.
Hit three kids while driving drunk.
apparently in 1923.
impersonating Michael Bolton, obviously.
OMG! LOL.
Well, I'm in central PA so we have quite the line up of criminals as of late. I'll assume no one wants to see more pics of the whole Penn State debacle (OMFG it's on every gawddamm channel) so let me see what I can dig up...
DeWeese, 61, a 35-year Democratic legislator from Greene County and a former House Speaker, is charged with theft, conspiracy and conflict-of-interest. Prosecutors claim he used state workers and resources to abet his election campaigns and pet projects from 2001 to 2006 when he was House minority leader.
All three are accused of stealing vodka from the same state store on three separate days. IMO, that middle one looks guilty as f/ck... peering up at the security camera as he's stashing a bottle under his shirt.
http://pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi#general
Theft
Burglary
UNLAWFUL SEXUAL CONDUCT WITH A MINOR SEXUAL BATTERY 11A (IF VICTIM/SUSPECT RELAT. IS W/IN FAMILY)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/mug-shirts-hilarious-mug-shot-t-shirts-gallery-1.963405
Go to this link, it's got ironic T-shirt/Mug Shot pictures (like the Drunk shirt/DWI arrest posted above).
Some examples:
Everyone gets Flowbeed before prints and mug shots?
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
Charged with one count of child neglect after a 10 month-old in her care died.
If this is what 29 looks like, no wonder people like this think that 30 is old.
Not from my area, but too creepy to not post
Grand larceny
If by Flowbeed you mean getting bashed in the face with a 2x4, then yes, that's exactly it.
She is not 29. There is no way.
Yep. I am older than the woman in that picture. [link]
*dives for the cucumber mask and support stockings*
My area has a huge meth and bath salts problem which pretty much gives you the same results with an added bonus of bleached hair and dark roots.